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My standards for a woman

PureImagination

PureImagination

Cursed by God with boobies
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-Virgin
-Over 18
-Have a vagina
-Free from drugs, Alcohol etc.
 
my standards:

- virgin
-mid teen
-have a vagina
- free from drugs and alcohol
-white
-not a fat bitch
-must not be a feminist
 
Standards for what you jerk off to buddy boyo
 
Mine:

- 5’2

- Young (18-23)

- Light skinned Paki, Bengali or Afghan

- Muslim

- Natural beauty without makeup

- Racist

- Innocent

- Virgin, 0 talking stages

- Wears niqab

- Obeys me

- Adopts my interests

- Homebody

- Prefers winter

- Cooks and cleans

- No social media

- Below 3 friends (all Muslim foids)

- Initiates and engages in intimacy

- Housewife

- Grateful with little

- Very little life experiences (first experiences will be with me)

- Only child

- Makes me laugh

- Innie and clean shaved

- Intelligent enough to have a meaningful conversation

- Nice feet with white toenails

- Introvert

- Intact hymen

- Hygienic

- Feeds me with her hands if I ask

- Her phone is my phone

- Strong relationship with father (I’ll substitute this position when married)

- No driving license

- Can’t leave the house without me

- Innate desire to feed orphans and stray cats

- Introduces me to her hobbies
 
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-5/10+
-virgin
-yandere
 
my standards:

- virgin
-mid teen
-have a vagina
- free from drugs and alcohol
-white
-not a fat bitch
-must not be a feminist
Richtig und wichtig :feelsokman: :yes:
 
very disappointed
What's disappointing about it sir?

Police officer mohamed said
 
I can't afford standards.
 
- dead
- bleeding
- has a healthy sense of humour about the whole thing
 
My standards

Over 18
No penis
Not obese

These aren't high standards yet I have no gf?
 
Mine:

- 5’2

- Young

- Light skinned Paki, Bengali or Afghan

- Muslim

- Natural beauty without makeup

- Racist

- Innocent

- Virgin, 0 talking stages

- Wears niqab

- Obeys me

- Adopts my interests

- Homebody

- Prefers winter

- Cooks and cleans

- No social media

- Below 3 friends (all Muslim foids)

- Initiates and engages in intimacy

- Housewife

- Grateful with little

- Very little life experiences (first experiences will be with me)

- Only child

- Makes me laugh

- Innie and clean shaved

- Intelligent enough to have a meaningful conversation

- Nice feet with white toenails

- Introvert

- Intact hymen

- Hygienic

- Feeds me with her hands if I ask

- Her phone is my phone

- Strong relationship with father (I’ll substitute this position when married)

- No driving license

- Can’t leave the house without me

- Innate desire to feed orphans and stray cats

- Introduces me to her hobbies
I hope you're Chad and rich
 
My standards:
Be over 18 and less than 45
Be at least a 3.5/10 facially
Have a body weight of less than 300 pounds
Have a desire to have sex with me
Have a sweet feminine personality

That’s literally it. I’d date women twice my age, I’d date fat girls, and I’d date below average facially women. Beggars can’t be choosers
 
very disappointed
Look at my posts, I was always the "the riper the fruit the better" typa guy, and I feel a sense of disgust for pedophilia because i fell victim to it as a child myself
 
Look at my posts, I was always the "the riper the fruit the better" typa guy, and I feel a sense of disgust for pedophilia because i fell victim to it as a child myself
i was joking, and also i almost got molested as a kidcel as well :feelsrope:
 
21+
Not a landwhale
Hates tattoos
Ideally a pipsqueak
 
My standards

Over 18
No penis
Not obese

These aren't high standards yet I have no gf?
Those are practically my standards too, life is unfair.
 

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