My standards for a foid (minimum requirements)

[Corvus]

-Must be white
-No older than 18
-No smoking
-Virgin
-No listening to kpop (unless shes asian )
-No tattoos
-Makes over 100k a year
-Is skilled at cooking
-No social media
-Pussy must be a coinslot (no disgusting flaps)
-Will please me in any way during sex
-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day
-Not fat
-No piercings except for her ears


Any I missed?

 

[daydreamER]

-No older than 18

Based

(unless shes asian )

What happened to must be white?

-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day

 

[Sans]

You're starting to sound like a foid.

 

[Wrath]

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Here's mine
-Decent face
-Fat ass
- Not an insufferable bitch

I don't really ask for much

 

[unhingedsamsung]

Must be white

unless shes asian )

Choose one dude

 

[Corvus]

Choose one dude

Asian

 

[BlueCore]

-Must be white
-No older than 18
-No smoking
-Virgin
-No listening to kpop (unless shes asian )
-No tattoos
-Makes over 100k a year
-Is skilled at cooking
-No social media
-Pussy must be a coinslot (no disgusting flaps)
-Will please me in any way during sex
-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day
-Not fat
-No piercings except for her ears


Any I missed?

Here's mine
-Decent face
-Fat ass
- Not an insufferable bitch

I don't really ask for much

"So entitled dis y u inkwell "

Proceeds to list her shopping list of requirements

 

[Emba]

You will find her bro!

Just keep grinding and hustling!

She's out there waiting all demurely and shit

 

[DutchCel01]

"So entitled dis y u inkwell "

Proceeds to list her shopping list of requirements

This but unironically

 

[DutchCel01]

This but unironically

Fakecel if u want a foid above 2/10 and deformed

 

[psyop]

Know your worth kang

 

[psyop]

Any I missed?

-No drivers license
-No smart phone (only allowed Nokia brick)
-Innate desire to feed stray cats

 

[frontcambroken]

-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day

nigga do you have unlimited stamina

 

[anglocelticcel]

My standards:
Can’t be left wing
Must be 19-26 (I’m 20)

 

[Oneitiscel]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1knsr01/with_the_thoughts_id_be_thinkin_i_could_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

 

[Chromium]

-Must be white

-No listening to kpop (unless shes asian )

???

 

[NT's Aren't People]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1knsr01/with_the_thoughts_id_be_thinkin_i_could_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

funny thing is those fuckers KNOW it's satire but post on thier subreddit just to lure in retard types who will justify their ugly male hate.

 

[fullofchagrin]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1knsr01/with_the_thoughts_id_be_thinkin_i_could_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

IT tries to not fall for obvious bait challenge (difficulty: impossible)

 

[Grodd]

Here's mine

- Not an insufferable bitch

Impossible

 

[justuseless]

You are entitled to this

 

[Foid FuckER]

my standards:
-Don't be morbidly obese
-don't be sub3/sub4

 

[Sans]

Shit, the fact that this is satire flew right over my head. Bravo.

 

[Skoga]

Here's mine:
Not deformed
Not fat
Virgin

 

[Wolnir]

I am Stacy only. Sub 8 foids are invisible to me.

 

[Corvus]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/comments/1knsr01/with_the_thoughts_id_be_thinkin_i_could_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

LMFAO dumbasses took the bait.

I forgot to change my title to something crazy.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

-Must be white
-No older than 18
-No smoking
-Virgin
-No listening to kpop (unless shes asian )
-No tattoos
-Makes over 100k a year
-Is skilled at cooking
-No social media
-Pussy must be a coinslot (no disgusting flaps)
-Will please me in any way during sex
-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day
-Not fat
-No piercings except for her ears


Any I missed?

My standards are so much lower. I’d fuck almost anything if she looks half ok and it’s free

 

[Qizarate]

Mine :
-wants me

Yes I'm ambitious

 

[Oneitiscel]

LMFAO dumbasses took the bait.

I forgot to change my title to something crazy.

It was "Soyrolla" who posted it too.

 

[unintelligible]

-Must be white
-No older than 18
-No smoking
-Virgin
-No listening to kpop (unless shes asian )
-No tattoos
-Makes over 100k a year
-Is skilled at cooking
-No social media
-Pussy must be a coinslot (no disgusting flaps)
-Will please me in any way during sex
-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day
-Not fat
-No piercings except for her ears


Any I missed?

brocel you’re never gonna find an 18 year old that makes 100k a year unless she’s an OF toilet

 

[celtsme]

-Must be white
-No older than 18
-No smoking
-Virgin
-No listening to kpop (unless shes asian )
-No tattoos
-Makes over 100k a year
-Is skilled at cooking
-No social media
-Pussy must be a coinslot (no disgusting flaps)
-Will please me in any way during sex
-Must fuck me at least 5 times a day
-Not fat
-No piercings except for her ears


Any I missed?

ITbait but based

 

[celtsme]

brocel you’re never gonna find an 18 year old that makes 100k a year unless she’s an OF toilet

most of them are OF toilets tbf

 

[AsakennyHao]

You're starting to sound like a foid.

 

[gluttony]

ITbait but based

I was about to say people are definitely gonna soy over this guy's post to show how entitled we are.

Eh, it's whatever still for the