I remember how I got in trouble in elementary school for lightly striking the head of some chubby, white LTB-MTB with a hoola hoop during recess (I don't even remember why we were even fighting 
). She made a huge fuss: crying as if I shot her fucking dog and running straight to our teacher to tattletale
Afterwards, when I relayed the story to my dad, a gigasperg math prodigy with a high IQ, he told me that girls 'act' aggressive to guys they 'like'
Apparently, back when my dad went to high school, some becky stole one of his school textbooks during classtime and quickly fled back to her seat near five other girls. When my socially inept dad went to them to ask for his textbook back, the becky, while giggling with her all-girl clique, made a brazen ultimatum: she will only give the textbook back to him if he took all of them out for a date.
My dad, being the spergy autist that he is, shouted at the girls to give his textbook back or else, the underlying subtext of the girls wanting to fuck him completely flying over his clueless head (he thought they were making fun of him)
Another time, when my dad went on a skiing trip to the other side of the country alongside with his male college friends, some completely random female who my father never met before, went up to him and flat-out told him that one of her friends, a middle of the road becky, thought he was handsome and liked him (said becky was looking at him shamelessly all googly eyed while her friends were chuckling at her expense)
My dad, being the turbo-autistic sperg volcel Prime Gigastacy only-cel that he is, declined to even go up to meet her since he was Prime Gigastacy Elizabeth Taylor only (he was a big fan of Anglo-American movies), and would not stoop down to going on even a single, inconsequential date with a mere becky (the becky was not beautiful enough)
HE ONLY HAD EYES FOR PRIME ELIZABETH TAYLOR DAMNIT!!!
It was only in his late twenties he finally realized they were flirting with him at class
It was then he put his brilliant, Mensa level high IQ mind to work, coming up with the Nobel Prize worthy theory that women act 'aggressive' to guys they 'like'
Eventually, despite his complete social ineptitude, he was able to settle down with a virgin stacy/stacylite, my mom (not a Gigastacy like Elizabeth Taylor tho), due to his status as a high income Engineer, so it all worked out for him in the end
TLDR His past experiences with brazen, upfront women shamelessly asking him out convinced him that women acting 'aggressive' to men means they 'like' them
). She made a huge fuss: crying as if I shot her fucking dog and running straight to our teacher to tattletaleAfterwards, when I relayed the story to my dad, a gigasperg math prodigy with a high IQ, he told me that girls 'act' aggressive to guys they 'like'
Apparently, back when my dad went to high school, some becky stole one of his school textbooks during classtime and quickly fled back to her seat near five other girls. When my socially inept dad went to them to ask for his textbook back, the becky, while giggling with her all-girl clique, made a brazen ultimatum: she will only give the textbook back to him if he took all of them out for a date.
My dad, being the spergy autist that he is, shouted at the girls to give his textbook back or else, the underlying subtext of the girls wanting to fuck him completely flying over his clueless head (he thought they were making fun of him)
Another time, when my dad went on a skiing trip to the other side of the country alongside with his male college friends, some completely random female who my father never met before, went up to him and flat-out told him that one of her friends, a middle of the road becky, thought he was handsome and liked him (said becky was looking at him shamelessly all googly eyed while her friends were chuckling at her expense)
My dad, being the turbo-autistic sperg volcel Prime Gigastacy only-cel that he is, declined to even go up to meet her since he was Prime Gigastacy Elizabeth Taylor only (he was a big fan of Anglo-American movies), and would not stoop down to going on even a single, inconsequential date with a mere becky (the becky was not beautiful enough
)HE ONLY HAD EYES FOR PRIME ELIZABETH TAYLOR DAMNIT!!!
It was only in his late twenties he finally realized they were flirting with him at class
It was then he put his brilliant, Mensa level high IQ mind to work, coming up with the Nobel Prize worthy theory that women act 'aggressive' to guys they 'like'
Eventually, despite his complete social ineptitude, he was able to settle down with a virgin stacy/stacylite, my mom (not a Gigastacy like Elizabeth Taylor tho), due to his status as a high income Engineer, so it all worked out for him in the end
TLDR His past experiences with brazen, upfront women shamelessly asking him out convinced him that women acting 'aggressive' to men means they 'like' them
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