TrueGlassesCel
I'M SO SMART THAT I'M STUPID
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I was at the checkout. I bought several cases of water and a bottle of alcohol (Waldmeister). The female cashier then asked me for my ID. I had it in my wallet and tried to get it out. I was really sweaty (I sweat extremely on my hands) and my hands were shaking badly.
When I couldn't get the ID out, I showed her my wallet and asked if she could read through the transparent material how old I'am. Here you have to be at least 18 to buy alcohol. I'm 24 lol. What a babyface do to a gangsta.
She said "No I can't read it". So I kept trying to get it out. The line behind me was getting longer and longer and people were getting upset with me.
Then the female cashier took my wallet and got my ID without any problems. That was extremely embarrassing and I was sweating even more and shaking.
Then she looked at me and said "Are you really that? Oh yes you are. OK".
I go out with the alcohol and the shopping cart and when it went downhill I didn't have enough strength to hold the cart and fell in front of my car. Outside, I looked at the receipt for an hour and thought, "She was kidding me. It couldn't have cost that much."
I felt like a retard with downsyndrom today, what genes do to a mothafucka.
When I couldn't get the ID out, I showed her my wallet and asked if she could read through the transparent material how old I'am. Here you have to be at least 18 to buy alcohol. I'm 24 lol. What a babyface do to a gangsta.
She said "No I can't read it". So I kept trying to get it out. The line behind me was getting longer and longer and people were getting upset with me.
Then the female cashier took my wallet and got my ID without any problems. That was extremely embarrassing and I was sweating even more and shaking.
Then she looked at me and said "Are you really that? Oh yes you are. OK".
I go out with the alcohol and the shopping cart and when it went downhill I didn't have enough strength to hold the cart and fell in front of my car. Outside, I looked at the receipt for an hour and thought, "She was kidding me. It couldn't have cost that much."
I felt like a retard with downsyndrom today, what genes do to a mothafucka.
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