My schizophrenic uncle is interesting

[therealfonz]

My uncle is 37 year old schizophrenic who lives with his mom (my grandma) he is 6'2 (just a guess but pretty sure) not a chad face or even good looking but not bad he's decently built body beacuse of weights.

But he is so fucking mad and has such shitty behaviour that even his usually free sex pass genes are useless.


He is pretty much an alcoholic drug addict parasite to my grandma who yes is a bit of a pisshead herself but still


From what I've learned by talking and listening to him he has unironically a family of little girls who all have unique personality and birthdays and it's just a fucking joke, if I could have his height of be fucking slaying but instead I am not.

 

[XMR]

>From what I've learned by talking and listening to him he has unironically a family of little girls who all have unique personality

What?

 

[therealfonz]

>From what I've learned by talking and listening to him he has unironically a family of little girls who all have unique personality

What?

He has people in his head and he told me one is 11 the other is 10 years old and sometimes I hear him making high pitched noises, I'm sure in his head it sound very real and that these things are taking but to me it sounds like he's doing retarded squeals

 

[Hapalattocel]

Ohhhwah shit, you lucky dog! I'm just the schizophrenic nephew they pretend doesn't exist.
I wish I had a super cool crazy uncle we can think we're goin on fishing trips with together meanwhile we're pissing ourselves with our feet in jars of peanut butter psychically groping busty anime character in Sudoku puzzles

 

[Overman]

My unc wasn't schizo but he killed his ex wife and kidnapped his daughter (my cousin ofc) and tried to escape but ended up killing himself in front of her, pretty cool dude!

 

[rhodie]

word salad

 

[PurgatoryPass]

Bro you gotta slow down and differentiate ideas a little more. Are these little girls his waifus?