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Serious My Rules if I Controlled the Earth

DreamCoper

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Obviously if I could I would just wipe out the human race but these are within reason that I could probs implement if I was somehow supreme dictator of the planet.

1. Women cannot reproduce over the age of 35 and men 40 to reduce congenital defects and autism happening, this one goes out to my fellow defectcels @Stupid Clown @NIGGER BOJANGLES .

2. All pregnancies must be continually scanned to make sure the fetus isn’t fucked up in anyway, first signs of any defects or abnormalities aborted immediately.

3. Embriotic screening must be done to ensure all male fetuses are expected to be aleast 6’1. If parents are too short to possibly conceive a 6’1+ child, well unlucky.

4. All parents must apply first, if they are retarded or ugly they cannot reproduce.

5. Routine checks must be done on all parents by a new government agency to make sure the kids are being raised properly with real sustenance and making sure their posture and pallets are not fucked up, if the parents are found to not be raising their kid properly, i.e. feeding them crap, not breastfeeding, not taking them out to play sports when they are young = immediate death penalty and the kid(s) are transferred to one of the rejected parent application people who were too ugly.

6. All kids are conditioned at a young age to have the halo effect, need for social validation, hornyness,and other animalistic tendencies to be as minimal as possible.

Pretty fair rules tbh could be a lot stricter.
 
Obviously if I could I would just wipe out the human race but these are within reason that I could probs implement if I was somehow supreme dictator of the planet.

1. Women cannot reproduce over the age of 35 and men 40 to reduce congenital defects and autism happening, this one goes out to my fellow defectcels @Stupid Clown @NIGGER BOJANGLES .

2. All pregnancies must be continually scanned to make sure the fetus isn’t fucked up in anyway, first signs of any defects or abnormalities aborted immediately.

3. Embriotic screening must be done to ensure all male fetuses are expected to be aleast 6’1. If parents are too short to possibly conceive a 6’1+ child, well unlucky.

4. All parents must apply first, if they are retarded or ugly they cannot reproduce.

5. Routine checks must be done on all parents by a new government agency to make sure the kids are being raised properly with real sustenance and making sure their posture and pallets are not fucked up, if the parents are found to not be raising their kid properly, i.e. feeding them crap, not breastfeeding, not taking them out to play sports when they are young = immediate death penalty and the kid(s) are transferred to one of the rejected parent application people who were too ugly.

6. All kids are conditioned at a young age to have the halo effect, need for social validation, hornyness,and other animalistic tendencies to be as minimal as possible.

Pretty fair rules tbh could be a lot stricter.
7. Chads and normies are forced to wear a mechanical mask that’ll shred there skin slowly turning them into some dead pool face, if the mask is taken off they get punished badly.
 
you sound very anti-incel
This would get rid of incels. I actually have empathy and don’t want anyone else to be subjected to this. This is also realistic rules my unrealistic ones would look a lot different.
 
This would get rid of incels. I actually have empathy and don’t want anyone else to be subjected to this. This is also realistic rules my unrealistic ones would look a lot different.

wrong forum
 
I would just want everyone to stop having kids and let humanity die
 
I would just want everyone to stop having kids and let humanity die
Based but impossible to enforce on the entire human population. They can’t stop fucking like animals.
 
This sounds exactly like what I’d wanna do.
 
1. I'm immortal and can only produce babies
2. chads and normies are sent to war and work
3. I fuck all bitches and any kind of stacies
4. I cuck all chads and normies
 
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why would height even matter at this point? we just assign partners to foids and they will accept it or die.
 
1. I'm immortal and can only produce babies
2. chads and normies are sent to war
3. I fuck all bitches and any kind of stacies
4. I cuck all chads and normies
I said realistic:feelsEhh:
 
why would height even matter at this point? we just assign partners to foids and they will accept it or die.
I think most people would rather be tall and actually desired. Foid would just make it look like you fell down the stairs after like 6 months of that anyway.
 
Obviously if I could I would just wipe out the human race but these are within reason that I could probs implement if I was somehow supreme dictator of the planet.

1. Women cannot reproduce over the age of 35 and men 40 to reduce congenital defects and autism happening, this one goes out to my fellow defectcels @Stupid Clown @NIGGER BOJANGLES .

2. All pregnancies must be continually scanned to make sure the fetus isn’t fucked up in anyway, first signs of any defects or abnormalities aborted immediately.

3. Embriotic screening must be done to ensure all male fetuses are expected to be aleast 6’1. If parents are too short to possibly conceive a 6’1+ child, well unlucky.

4. All parents must apply first, if they are retarded or ugly they cannot reproduce.

5. Routine checks must be done on all parents by a new government agency to make sure the kids are being raised properly with real sustenance and making sure their posture and pallets are not fucked up, if the parents are found to not be raising their kid properly, i.e. feeding them crap, not breastfeeding, not taking them out to play sports when they are young = immediate death penalty and the kid(s) are transferred to one of the rejected parent application people who were too ugly.

6. All kids are conditioned at a young age to have the halo effect, need for social validation, hornyness,and other animalistic tendencies to be as minimal as possible.

Pretty fair rules tbh could be a lot stricter.
Another rule, Lonelyus will have a harem and the one that discriminate my jew nose birth defect will be hanged!

Add this to rule 7
 
why would height even matter at this point? we just assign partners to foids and they will accept it or die.
I think most people would rather be tall and actually desired. Foid would just make it look like you fell down the stairs after like 6 months of that anyway. And they’d almost certainly rather die.
 
A world where each girl is that mans ideal shape and size, and harems large and varied enough to keep things interesting for decades, but small enough so he can develop loving and meaningful relationships with every titcow in his harem. A world where every man has the near infinite physical/sexual stamina/endurance to thoroughly satisfy his harem every night, and each girl can happily sleep, cuddling with their man, only to wake up and do it all over again. Yes. This is the ideal world I pray for everyday.
 
A world where each girl is that mans ideal shape and size, and harems large and varied enough to keep things interesting for decades, but small enough so he can develop loving and meaningful relationships with every titcow in his harem. A world where every man has the near infinite physical/sexual stamina/endurance to thoroughly satisfy his harem every night, and each girl can happily sleep, cuddling with their man, only to wake up and do it all over again. Yes. This is the ideal world I pray for everyday.
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5. Routine checks must be done on all parents by a new government agency to make sure the kids are being raised properly with real sustenance and making sure their posture and pallets are not fucked up, if the parents are found to not be raising their kid properly, i.e. feeding them crap, not breastfeeding, not taking them out to play sports when they are young = immediate death penalty and the kid(s) are transferred to one of the rejected parent application people who were too ugly.
Why not just take them from their parents and let the government fully raise them.
 
Why not just take them from their parents and let the government fully raise them.
Would probs cost crazy money considering the quantity of kids who are gonna end up in that situation.
 
1. Women cannot reproduce over the age of 35 and men 40 to reduce congenital defects and autism happening, this one goes out to my fellow defectcels @Stupid Clown @NIGGER BOJANGLES .
Didn’t even need to read past this, upvote
 
Based but impossible to enforce on the entire human population. They can’t stop fucking like animals.
nigga this whole thread is a fantasy, you can't control the earth either.
 
Free deaths for everyone! if i was the ruler.
 

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