Based MY RAP

[Parrtlord]

I am parrtlord I was born with some issues
I am ADHD and I fly off like a missile
but I smoke weed though, so I am calm with the pistol

Don't you ever fuck with me
I will hang you from a tree
sting your ass like a bumble bee
When I walk up the street, everybody notice me
because I spit the hottest heat while busting on a betbux wife's knees

My face may be fucked up
but I don't give a fuck because karate girls make me bust nuts
They be dominating me in my sex hut

They put me into submission while they take you out of commission
The clowns from down and under roll on with the mission

@Weeb25 @Damo the incel @angrycurrycel @Nothingness @Uggo Mongo

 

[FinnCel]

Over for rap-ists

 

[Deleted member 19079]

My face may be fucked up
but I don't give a fuck because karate girls make me bust nuts
They be dominating me in my sex hut

 

[TheSecondComing]

Over for rapists

 

[2340922]

Don't you ever fuck with me
I will hang you from a tree

pls do rap cal

 

[Deleted member 16455]

High IQ

Thoughts ? @Damo the incel

 

[Damo the incel]

High IQ

Thoughts ? @Damo the incel

Mogs me

 

[Deleted member 8206]

u should summon @quinn24 to rap battle he is black tbh

 

[quinn24]

u should summon @quinn24 to rap battle he is black tbh

cope i am closer to conor mcgregor (aka @RegisterUserName) than black

wish i was black tbh

 

[Parrtlord]

Battle rap time my nikka

Yo, check it, yo yo check it, yo uh huh, uh uh,
yo yo check it, yo, yo, yo, check it homes, uh huh uh uh,
Yeah ya feel me look my handle is Uggo Mongo,
cuz du the monopoly game of life sent me str8 2 jail I didn't pass go,
I see this cake boy goes by the name of Partlord,
talking like he's the shit but he's a gaylord,
I seen him in the back alley sucking nigger dick for crack,
man that faggot's all kinds of whack,
send this queer back to the closet where belongs a fruit,
we'll have him drowning in his buttplugs and other fairy loot,
or turn his ass out like a hooker with a penis,
to put out for dykes like rosie odonnell and garth ennis,
then when he's used up and wasted,
throw it into a acid vat to get pasted
like a horse to glue,
we'll see this weak freak beaten black and blue

pls do rap cal

I just woke up, Time to roll with the clowns
Riddling them fools with my magnum rounds
Sending my hounds to chase fools down

I may be only 5'6 though
But my girl knows some Judo
She be kicking you like a bongo
you be cryin looking for some ammo
You be beating on your dildo
While sucking on her big toe

 

[Dionysus]

i cant rap at all

 

[2340922]

But my girl knows some Judo
She be kicking you like a bongo

whats bongo?

 

[Parrtlord]

whats bongo?

 

[2340922]

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bongoo

 

[Parrtlord]

bongoo

too late to edit

 

[2340922]

too late to edit

bongo dongo dogo shaka laka

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Battle rap time my nikka

Yo, check it, yo yo check it, yo uh huh, uh uh,
yo yo check it, yo, yo, yo, check it homes, uh huh uh uh,
Yeah ya feel me look my handle is Uggo Mongo,
cuz du the monopoly game of life sent me str8 2 jail I didn't pass go,
I see this cake boy goes by the name of Partlord,
talking like he's the shit but he's a gaylord,
I seen him in the back alley sucking nigger dick for crack,
man that faggot's all kinds of whack,
send this queer back to the closet where belongs a fruit,
we'll have him drowning in his buttplugs and other fairy loot,
or turn his ass out like a hooker with a penis,
to put out for dykes like rosie odonnell and garth ennis,
then when he's used up and wasted,
throw it into a acid vat to get pasted
like a horse to glue,
we'll see this weak freak beaten black and blue

What the fuck you talkin bout ?

Rotating ass , bitch ass nigga
Jump off a cliff ..
slit your wrists , go figure
Theres no Reason ..
for you to life , your lyrics
are terrible , complete –
ly unmemorable , no street
credibility , no heat
every syllable offbeat

you against me ,
its like matty b wants beef
tries battle-ing mobb deep
and ends up .. with his head ..
smashed on the concrete ,
anarchy roams free , i
freak havoc on mcs ,
faggots with longsleeves ,
emotional , suicidal , low battery lil peeps
talk shit , get hit .. your casket is on me . uh .

half of your lines
revolve around trannies and blowjobs
you’re projecting way too hard , just admit that you love cock ,
jacking off to homosexual porn - hardcore shots ,
youre more involved in that scene , than I am in
freestyle rap and hard knock songs .

you braggin’ about jail ,
but slipped in the showers ,
got fisted , deflowered
by your cellmates , cause you snitched like a coward .
.. Uh . Now watch things quickly turn sour
Your rapskills are like superhero flicks , youre portraying purely Fictional powers .
And youre still thinkin that youre the protagonist ? you are no one .
.. youre jar jar binks , im a sith , overpowered
Ill leave you in sarlaccs pit , Youll get quickly devoured
Ive had enough of this shit ,
after I bump this thread , youll get dissed by the hour .
uh yeah

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Gangsta rap made me do it

 

[Parrtlord]

Mods need to make this a mega thread tbh. The Rap mega thread

 

[Vermilioncore]

Cope tbh

 

[needsolution]

based and niggerpilled