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metabuxx

metabuxx

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A few moths later..

"NOOO!! A yeast infection. How did that happen? Ugh, being a woman is so hard."

Bitches be claiming that their pussy cleans itself but then are surprised when Chad's dick bloats with syphilis the moment he enters them.
Their vagina is nothing but a reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new dick goes in. And the reason why everyone says it smells like the Atlantic crab fishing vessel because it is filled with decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

Self cleaning, my ass.
 
Self cleaning but smells like dead fish from a mile away JFL.
 
just take a shower sis!
 
Their pussy's are like an Anus.
 
High iq
 
HRRRRRRRG, TFFFFFU! On foids ugly faces. I hate these creatures more and more with each day. They are like fucking worms to me. Disposable and disgusting.
 
If I ever get a girlfriend Ill aclohol wipe the outside of her pussy and powerwash the inside

Theres no way Im going nowhere near there otherwise if shes not a virgin
 
Damn, I didn't even think of this.

Like, I kind of have a fetish for this, I'd love to have a girlfriend and smell her all over, smell her pussy and lick her etc...

But I imagined of course a NOT promiscuous girl. Somebody without viruses and all kinds of shit like bacteria and filth from another guy's dick. Fucking disgusting.

I don't mind the vagina's natural smells, I find those arousing. Even if it stinks a little, it doesn't have to smell like roses, sweat and stuff is fine. But just the thought that that vagina was touched by other dicks makes this disgusting. Gonna fucking vomit.
 
roastie pussy is a chemical weapon. therefore all roasties need to be locked up
 
anon1822 said:
I don't mind the vagina's natural smells, I find those arousing. Even if it stinks a little, it doesn't have to smell like roses, sweat and stuff is fine. But just the thought that that vagina was touched by other dicks makes this disgusting. Gonna fucking vomit.
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how do you know what a vagina's natural smell is :feelswhere:
 
Self cleaning proves woman dont shower more then once or teice a week
 
Incellectual said:
how do you know what a vagina's natural smell is :feelswhere:
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I've been fantasizing about it since I was 11, it's gotta be close to what I imagine, read all kinds of descriptions.
 
anon1822 said:
I've been fantasizing about it since I was 11, it's gotta be close to what I imagine, read all kinds of descriptions.
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interesting :feelswhere: what does it smell like? I have no idea what to picture.
 
Cunts are filthier than cloacas.
 
Incellectual said:
interesting :feelswhere: what does it smell like? I have no idea what to picture.
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Ok this might be a bit embarrassing but it's been one of my main fetishes for a long time. The smell of a woman, her vagina, smell of her panties, stockings etc... I imagine it doesn't smell all that pleasant for most people but I'd love it. T smell of sweat + a bunch of other things, can't really put it into words. I wouldn't even mind if the rumored "fishy" smell were somewhat present but not too strongly.

But the entire fantasy falls apart if the girl isn't completely monogamous to me. Becomes disguting.
 
Legendarywristcel said:
Self cleaning but smells like dead fish from a mile away JFL.
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This.

How can they be self-cleaning but smell like a rotting corpse?

Also JFL at the roast beef vaginas that arise from sleeping around. Muscles stretch you idiots. If you repeatedly shove an object or use 1 large object, things will expand.

See r/HighMileageholes
 
Legendarywristcel said:
Self cleaning but smells like dead fish from a mile away JFL.
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Exactly.
BududubNow said:
HRRRRRRRG, TFFFFFU! On foids ugly faces. I hate these creatures more and more with each day. They are like fucking worms to me. Disposable and disgusting.
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Fucking based
Total Imbecile said:
If I ever get a girlfriend Ill aclohol wipe the outside of her pussy and powerwash the inside

Theres no way Im going nowhere near there otherwise if shes not a virgin
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:feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha: Based thing to do
 
anon1822 said:
Ok this might be a bit embarrassing but it's been one of my main fetishes for a long time. The smell of a woman, her vagina, smell of her panties, stockings etc... I imagine it doesn't smell all that pleasant for most people but I'd love it. T smell of sweat + a bunch of other things, can't really put it into words. I wouldn't even mind if the rumored "fishy" smell were somewhat present but not too strongly.

But the entire fantasy falls apart if the girl isn't completely monogamous to me. Becomes disguting.
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would you be ok with a completely monogamous girl if her vagina was super fishy? She's never even touched a penis before but it smells straight up like raw fish.
 
Same idiots that say dog mouths are the cleanest mouths in the world.
 
metabuxx said:
A few moths later..

"NOOO!! A yeast infection. How did that happen? Ugh, being a woman is so hard."

Bitches be claiming that their pussy cleans itself but then are surprised when Chad's dick bloats with syphilis the moment he enters them.
Their vagina is nothing but a reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new dick goes in. And the reason why everyone says it smells like the Atlantic crab fishing vessel because it is filled with decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

Self cleaning, my ass.
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Disgusting
 
Incellectual said:
would you be ok with a completely monogamous girl if her vagina was super fishy? She's never even touched a penis before but it smells straight up like raw fish.
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Yes, that scenario is perfectly fine with me. Virgins girls my age don't exist though.
 
Adamhastor said:
Ban this fakecel :feelsbaton: :feelsbaton::feelsbaton:
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I may not have experienced them myself, but I've been fantasizing about vagina and everything about it, including smells for so long, read and seen so much of it in porn and such, that I'm fairly sure I know what a vagina smells like.
 
Vaginas are self cleaning with Chad's cum.
 
They shouldnt clean the deepest parts, but they understood that they shouldnt even wash the vulva

:feelspuke:
 
anon1822 said:
I'm fairly sure I know what a vagina smells like
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Fun fact, unlike sounds and images, your brain cannot imagine smells and tastes you haven't known before
 
anon1822 said:
I don't mind the vagina's natural smells, I find those arousing.
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Wait a minute. You find it arousing, meaning you've smelled pussy before. And since you're not an escortcel....

:chad::banhammer:
 
based_meme said:
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Wait a minute. You find it arousing, meaning you've smelled pussy before. And since you're not an escortcel....

:chad::banhammer:
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I'm pretty sure I know what it smells like, even though I haven't personally done it. I must've spent thousands of hours in my life thinking about vagina, watching porn, reading all kinds of things. At a certain point I guess I can just form an educated guess, and I'm pretty sure I know what it would smell like.
 
Hate_my_life said:
Also JFL at the roast beef vaginas that arise from sleeping around. Muscles stretch you idiots. If you repeatedly shove an object or use 1 large object, things will expand.
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Just think of how much you have to pedastalize foids to seriously believe that muscles don't stretch because they are "lady parts"

:feelsclown:
 
Do clean vagina smells like clean penis ?
 
Does Chad not realize that when he eats out a whore, he’s putting his mouth in a place where 10+ cocks have been. Chad should have more self respect
 
Leblid said:
Do clean vagina smells like clean penis ?
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No. Clean vagina smells like rotten fish but if those whores took care of it, it could have smelled better. But instead they destroy it further by taking in dicks of every Chad they find on the street.
 
anon1822 said:
I'm pretty sure I know what it smells like, even though I haven't personally done it. I must've spent thousands of hours in my life thinking about vagina, watching porn, reading all kinds of things. At a certain point I guess I can just form an educated guess, and I'm pretty sure I know what it would smell like.
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Dirty vagina smells like rotten fish. Source: sex having friends who explained it, and then confirmed when roasties get on the bus with absolutely rank holes, making it impossible to breathe.
 
Lol, this Thread triggered the shit out of IT.

You hit a nerve there OP.
 
Total Imbecile said:
If I ever get a girlfriend Ill aclohol wipe the outside of her pussy and powerwash the inside

Theres no way Im going nowhere near there otherwise if shes not a virgin
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Any scientific article about this? Just curious.
 
metabuxx said:
A few moths later..

"NOOO!! A yeast infection. How did that happen? Ugh, being a woman is so hard."

Bitches be claiming that their pussy cleans itself but then are surprised when Chad's dick bloats with syphilis the moment he enters them.
Their vagina is nothing but a reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new dick goes in. And the reason why everyone says it smells like the Atlantic crab fishing vessel because it is filled with decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

Self cleaning, my ass.
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Giga High IQ
St. Blackops2cel should confer to you a Bachelor of Science Degree in Pussy anatomy and Physiology.
 
metabuxx said:
No. Clean vagina smells like rotten fish but if those whores took care of it, it could have smelled better. But instead they destroy it further by taking in dicks of every Chad they find on the street.
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How many vaginas have you smelled?
 
metabuxx said:
Zero. I've heard about it from sex havers.
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I really can't believe clean vagina smells bad, shouldn't they smell like clean penis ? Are you sure they talked about girls with clean vaginas ?
 
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