RageFuel My professor forced me to attend The Vagina Monologues’

[Swimcell]

inb4 nobody forced you to go. I’m grademaxxing to transfer out of this uni.

My publishing professor is making us write an entire essay on the plight of women and how they Vagina monologues’ highlight them and think I have PTSD tbh. For anyone who doesn’t know, the Vagina Monologues are this weird pseudo-play where women get on stage and scream about how their vaginas have teeth and how they want to eat men and stuff. I wish I was low inhib enough to take a video of it because it’s horrific. Instead of clapping or snapping the women, old and young, moan like they’re being shtuffed by tetra-chad.

The fact that women still think they’re oppressed in any sense is incomprehensible, but how they think that (literally) moaning abouthow their vagina is hungry and how they want to molest underage girls is incomprehensible^2.

thoughts? do any other universities do

 

[Deleted member 20659]

Holy shit this sounds demonic

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Women are as oppressed as Joos are

 

[Swimcell]

Holy shit this sounds demonic

It seriously is. I think a lot of universities do this so I’ll try and find a video.

 

[TheSecondComing]

sounds fucking gay brah, im sorry you had to endure that

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I'm really sorry you had to do go through that man. I'd sperg out so bad if I had to they'd probably kick me out.

 

[Deleted member 24160]

Is this a thing specific to your school or is it nation wide because that sounds insane.

 

[Deleted member 20659]

It seriously is. I think a lot of universities do this so I’ll try and find a video.

I hope youre trolling man

that sounds insane.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Women will never be satisfied. Seriously, I'm not even joking. Females dont want equality. They want everything that men have and more. Even the day women are treated as literally gods in our society, there will still be something oppressing them.

Feminism in its truest form translates to "I want to have all the rights men have, and i also want special treatment.

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Why would you take a class where this is in the syllabus?

Well, hopefully the worst of it is over, oh wait you still have to basically eat your professor's putrid roast beef writing an essay about something that couldn't possibly benefit anyone

 

[Personalityinkwell]

So you listened to a bunch of girls making fake moaning sex sounds?

Sounds like porn tbh

 

[Swimcell]

Is this a thing specific to your school or is it nation wide because that sounds insane.

Nation wide. Prepare to cry blood (idk if they moan in this one, but they did at the one I attended)

 

[LostInTheStatic]

Sounds like bs, but I believe you
Edit: It's real

 

[Swimcell]

Sounds like bs, but I believe you
Edit: It's real

It’s ok bro, I couldn’t believe it myself till I walked through the door : ^(

 

[LostInTheStatic]

It’s ok bro, I couldn’t believe it myself till I walked through the door : ^(

Did some digging about who wrote the play, and found something (((interesting))) to say the least.

Ensler was born in New York City, the second of three children of Arthur Ensler, an executive in the food industry, and Chris Ensler. She was raised in the northern suburb of Scarsdale. Her father was Jewish and her mother Christian, and she grew up in a predominantly Jewish community

You CAN'T make this shit up.

 

[Swimcell]

Did some digging about who wrote the play, and found something (((interesting))) to say the least.

You CAN'T make this shit up.

Based >Early Life tab

 

[KingOfRome]

The west died in the Fuehrerbunker.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

What

 

[Swimcell]

What

TL;DR: My professor made me sit through a performance of this. It has caused me great discomfort.

 

[LostInTheStatic]

What

Over for blindcels.

 

[Swimcell]

FUCK THE ESSAY WAS DUE TODAY. WHO MAKES AN ESSAY DUE ON A SUNDAY!? I FUCKING ATTENDED THIS FOR NOTHING AND AM NOW HAVE A 65% IN THE CLASS AHHHHHHHH

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Your professor deserves to be shot by the ugly brigades

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I wouldn't call myself a teacher after doing that

 

[Deleted member 19236]

That's some crazy shit, bro.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Nation wide. Prepare to cry blood (idk if they moan in this one, but they did at the one I attended)

Bro say sike rn

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

Instead of clapping or snapping the women, old and young, moan like they’re being shtuffed by tetra-chad.

Should"ve yelled 'chad only'.

 

[Swimcell]

Bro say sike rn

Bro I wish I could

 

[based_meme]

My professor forced me-

Stop right there. Your professor can't force you. You didn't give consent. That's rape.

Report her to the university and make a case against her. Turn it into the biggest shit show imaginable for her. I'm saying her, but in this cucked, clown world it could easily be some soy faggot.

 

[Swimcell]

Stop right there. Your professor can't force you. You didn't give consent. That's rape.

Report her to the university and make a case against her. Turn it into the biggest shit show imaginable for her. I'm saying her, but in this cucked, clown world it could easily be some soy faggot.

I wish I was low inhib enough to just say fuck the assignment in the first place. My uni is a shitfest and I’m trying to grademaxx so I can transfer to a better one.

Unfortunatly she decided to make the fucking paper due at 10am on a Sunday on a long weekend (Presidents’ Day). Now my entire year of autistic grademaxxing is fucked.

I don’t know how much I have left boyos, if I rope remember me fondly

 

[chadalwayswins]

I wish I was low inhib enough to just say fuck the assignment in the first place. My uni is a shitfest and I’m trying to grademaxx so I can transfer to a better one.

are you currently on scholarship buddy boyo?

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

Did some digging about who wrote the play, and found something (((interesting))) to say the least.

Ensler was born in New York City, the second of three children of Arthur Ensler, an executive in the food industry, and Chris Ensler. She was raised in the northern suburb of Scarsdale. Her father was Jewish and her mother Christian, and she grew up in a predominantly Jewish community

You CAN'T make this shit up.

Every. Single. Time.

 

[Swimcell]

are you currently on scholarship buddy boyo?

Yes but nowhere near a full ride. It’s not a money issue, I just want to get to a real uni where I can actually learn useful shit

 

[RedKings]

Holy shit this sounds demonic

 

[based_meme]

I wish I was low inhib enough to just say fuck the assignment in the first place. My uni is a shitfest and I’m trying to grademaxx so I can transfer to a better one.

Unfortunatly she decided to make the fucking paper due at 10am on a Sunday on a long weekend (Presidents’ Day). Now my entire year of autistic grademaxxing is fucked.

I don’t know how much I have left boyos, if I rope remember me fondly

What are the requirements for your paper? I'll help you write it and evade the plagiarism detection software, which I don't think they would use, if they're a shit-tier school.

If you tell your prof what she wants to hear, she'll praise the lump of turd and you'll get your A.

 

[Swimcell]

What are the requirements for your paper? I'll help you write it and evade the plagiarism detection software, which I don't think they would use, if they're a shit-tier school.

If you tell your prof what she wants to hear, she'll praise the lump of turd and you'll get your A.

Thank you bro but the deadline already passed. It was due at 10am EST today

Writing it wasn't going to be the issue, i've taken a couple classes with this prof before so i'm pretty good at frauding that i'm a cuck. She just blindsided us with this due date that's on the morning of a holiday weekend like 3 days after I had to attend the thing.

 

[based_meme]

Thank you bro but the deadline already passed. It was due at 10am EST today

Writing it wasn't going to be the issue, i've taken a couple classes with this prof before so i'm pretty good at frauding that i'm a cuck. She just blindsided us with this due date that's on the morning of a holiday weekend like 3 days after I had to attend the thing.

Damn, what a cunt. Hope you get a good grade, brocel.

 

[SithSalvation]

You lost me at the vaginas with teeth part, it's over for NotEvenInCollegeYetcels

 

[Swimcell]

Damn, what a cunt. Hope you get a good grade, brocel.

Thank you bro

You lost me at the vaginas with teeth part, it's over for NotEvenInCollegeYetcels

If you're not in college yet I encourage you to really consider your options. In many cases it is simply not worth it unless you're a STEMcel both because of the prohibitive cost and the insane ideological indoctrination.

 

[Emba]

Vagina dentata... I watched that movie...

I got that book a while back but only skimmed it. Too cunty for my tastes.

I can't imagine having to write a report on that jewish filth.

My condolences

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I'm really sorry you had to do go through that man. I'd sperg out so bad if I had to they'd probably kick me out.

 

[San Salvador]

Thank you bro

If you're not in college yet I encourage you to really consider your options. In many cases it is simply not worth it unless you're a STEMcel both because of the prohibitive cost and the insane ideological indoctrination.

In my first year of HS, in my ethics class, we had to write an essay on multiculturalism. I went full /pol/, only short of using slurs, and was literally the only person in a class of 10 people to write against it. I got an A and the professor asked me to read it aloud
Stop cuckmaxxing

 

[Swimcell]

In my first year of HS, in my ethics class, we had to write an essay on multiculturalism. I went full /pol/, only short of using slurs, and was literally the only person in a class of 10 people to write against it. I got an A and the professor asked me to read it aloud
Stop cuckmaxxing

Bold of you bro, but does not change the fact that college is often a waste of money. Not all profa are as based as your particular ethics teacher

 

[San Salvador]

Bold of you bro, but does not change the fact that college is often a waste of money. Not all profa are as based as your particular ethics teacher

What are you even studying lmao?

 

[Swimcell]

What are you even studying lmao?

I'm doing a lit and finance double major. Lit because i like it and finance because I'll use it. This kind of shit is surprisingly for my finance course.

Just kidding the class is obviously a retard tier requirement for my English

 

[San Salvador]

I'm doing a lit and finance double major. Lit because i like it and finance because I'll use it. This kind of shit is surprisingly for my finance course.

Just kidding the class is obviously a retard tier requirement for my English

I'd still write an essay criticising the gina lolologues full /pol/ style. You are not going to starve to death for disagreeing with the prof, pussy

 

[Swimcell]

I'd still write an essay criticising the gina lolologues full /pol/ style. You are not going to starve to death for disagreeing with the prof, pussy

Fair enough.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to write, I would write the most based fucking essay of all time

 

[San Salvador]

Fair enough.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to write, I would write the most based fucking essay of all time

 

[Swimcell]

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Based and Harvest-Pilled

 

[ihaveno1]

That's some crazy shit, bro.

 

[sub8male]

Holy shit this sounds demonic