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LifeFuel My predicitons were correct: Enrique cooked Kompany and we are getting a psg vs arsenal ucl final

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@Rapistcel thoughts on the game? Bayern became way more lethal when karl came on. Pussiala destroyed and ruined the game since he lacked creativity, pace, and shooting prowess/athleticism. Bayern's wingers got marked by three players with no midfielder on the 16 line being able to create anything, keep the ball, or make space and shoot. Whenever diaz could shoot, he didn't shoot either, and made a dumbass pass. Psg showed being direct and shooting is the better option. It was a total psg masteclass. I still think though that if bayern brought karl on earlier or had a great CAM like Kevin de bruyne, they would have won. They were only able to attack from the wings. That was their main weakness.

What you guys got for the final? I got a 2-0 psg win over arsenal in the final.
 
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Yeah definitely PSG win
 
Yeah definitely PSG win
Arsenal is stable defensively. Psg will score 2 goals amx the whole game. perhaps a 1-0 win is a better prediction or a 2-1 but I see psg winning it still. Just too good rn
 
In b4 Artetanyahu harams his way to victory.
Chelsea fucked them in CWC final.
These Football rule makers gotta stomp on these park the bus faggots.
 
In b4 Artetanyahu harams his way to victory.
These Football rule makers gotta stomp on these park the bus faggots.
Psg parked the whole game as well. Psg is a total team. Arsenal is mainly good playing it safe, but can't do it when they need to attack. They will score 1 goal max in the final. Psg def have a goal in them. They scored every game this season so odds are def in psg's favor
 
Bayern literally 0 threat the whole game, PSG showed them levels
 
Imagine if Arteta wins it
 
In b4 Artetanyahu harams his way to victory.
Chelsea fucked them in CWC final.
These Football rule makers gotta stomp on these park the bus faggots.
I can see that, the only way to beat this PSG is parking the bus and long balls and Arsenal can do that, but if PSG scores early like they did last year that gameplan goes to shit.
 
Bayern literally 0 threat the whole game, PSG showed them levels
Bayern got no midifeld, and pussiala is a shit CAM. No pace, not good on ball, no creativity and shooting. WIth olise and diaz marked by three players, it was game over before the second half even started. If they had karl on or had an actual proper AMF, they could have siccesfully broken the park through the middle more often and perhaps have won. Psg dominated tho and should have won 3-0 today
 
I can see that, the only way to beat this PSG is parking the bus and long balls and Arsenal can do that, but if PSG scores early like they did last year that gameplan goes to shit.
Psg hasn't had a goalless game all season. I don't see arsenal winning it except on pens perhaps if they do
 
Bayern got no midifeld, and pussiala is a shit CAM. No pace, not good on ball, no creativity and shooting. WIth olise and diaz marked by three players, it was game over before the second half even started. If they had karl on or had an actual proper AMF, they could have siccesfully broken the park through the middle more often and perhaps have won. Psg dominated tho and should have won 3-0 today
& Kane is a big game fraud, ghosted the whole game only scored when the game was over
 
Psg hasn't had a goalless game all season. I don't see arsenal winning it except on pens perhaps if they do
Good point, Psg still massive favourites
 
& Kane is a big game fraud, ghosted the whole game only scored when the game was over
that's because bayern has no creators. All their creativity comes from their wingers like I said in the thread. They lack a good CAM. Mussiala has never been the same after the injury. When kompany started him, I knew it was over
 
ref was so biased but bayern were shit anyways PSG are really gonna win it back to back
 
that's because bayern has no creators. All their creativity comes from their wingers like I said in the thread. They lack a good CAM. Mussiala has never been the same after the injury. When kompany started him, I knew it was over
No man trust me it's Kane he's been a big game fraud for years, in games like this guys the greats make something out of nothing. The only Bayern player that was forcing things today was Luis Diaz
 
Bayern literally 0 threat the whole game, PSG showed them levels
Yamal, unlike Olise, could score and create major chances with 3 atleti players on him. Olise is overhyped in the sense that people are saying he is better than Yamal. Yamal def the best wingers itw with kvara rn @Rapistcel
 
Yamal, unlike Olise, could score and create major chances with 3 atleti players on him. Olise is overhyped in the sense that people are saying he is better than Yamal. Yamal def the best wingers itw with kvara rn @Rapistcel
Agreed Olise def overrated.
 
No man trust me it's Kane he's been a big game fraud for years, in games like this guys the greats make something out of nothing. The only Bayern player that was forcing things today was Luis Diaz
Kane is way too slow to create anything. He can win a ucl but they bayern needs to a better cam like i said. He's not a player with the athleticism like CR7 to create a goal out of nothing
 
Kane is way too slow to create anything. He can win a ucl but they bayern needs to a better cam like i said. He's not a player with the athleticism like CR7 to create a goal out of nothing
All the greats have incredible athleticism even Messi, thats why Kane is made for league statpadding & not a player that wins you UCLs
 
All the greats have incredible athleticism even Messi, thats why Kane is made for league statpadding & not a player that wins you UCLs
I agree with that. He is good but not a goat level player. Lewa isn't goat level either. Strikers like CR7, Ronaldo Nazario, prime suarez are really rare. I would say prime benzema was also insane.
 
Messi obv a great as well. You get the point tho.
 
I agree with that. He is good but not a goat level player. Lewa isn't goat level either. Strikers like CR7, Ronaldo Nazario, prime suarez are really rare. I would say prime benzema was also insane.
Exactly great ball knowledge including Benzema there.
 
Exactly great ball knowledge including Benzema there.
Benz mainly played in service of Ronaldo. When he was the big man, his numbers were perhaps a bit lower, but you see the same genius in him. Hattricks out of nothing, calm under pressure, also really decent playmaking and athleticism. Most teams winning UCL have an athletic striker up front if you pay close attention.
 
Dembele since 2025 is a level above Kane too, and Haaland if he's platformed correctly, Mbappe, Neymar, Eto'o. All a tier above.
 
Dembele since 2025 is a level above Kane too, and Haaland if he's platformed correctly, Mbappe, Neymar, Eto'o. All a tier above.
agreed but haaland has been destroyed by pep. Doesn't have the team that suits him. If he has a team that suits him hes a beast tho
 
Benz mainly played in service of Ronaldo. When he was the big man, his numbers were perhaps a bit lower, but you see the same genius in him. Hattricks out of nothing, calm under pressure, also really decent playmaking and athleticism. Most teams winning UCL have an athletic striker up front if you pay close attention.
Benzema was even crazier in Lyon & more talented. When he joined Madrid they made him bulk up and it made him stiffer and a worse finisher. Go watch his goals for Lyon in 08/09 its crazy he dominated prime Alex Ferguson's United too
 
agreed but haaland has been destroyed by pep. Doesn't have the team that suits him. If he has a team that suits him hes a beast tho
He messed up big time extending with City, imagine what he would do in this PSG team
 
Benzema was even crazier in Lyon & more talented. When he joined Madrid they made him bulk up and it made him stiffer and a worse finisher. Go watch his goals for Lyon in 08/09 its crazy he dominated prime Alex Ferguson's United too
Ronaldo had his downsides he brought with him and bottleneck effects. He was insane in UCL tho from 2016-2018, scoring at the most crucial moments. He also carried Juve really well. He wasn't the problem at Juve tho. Look at seria A rn and that's all you need to know.

Will check benzema's old vids tho
 
He messed up big time extending with City, imagine what he would do in this PSG team
I dont think he would fit psg since he isn't good on the ball. He can be good in a possession team like city what we have seen earlier, but you need a good midfield and wingers that feed him. City dont have a lot of creators rn for haaland. Grealish was a great cross specialist, preferring to stay close to the flanks. meanwhile, you got geniuses like KDB giving the most insane passes, rodri at the anchor etc. That was a complete team. And you had bernardo in his prime as well. City made some shit transfers with Semenyo. Mainly a counter player with good pace, but not good with the cross or the ball itself/in tight spaces
 
I dont think he would fit psg since he isn't good on the ball. He can be good in a possession team like city what we have seen earlier, but you need a good midfield and wingers that feed him. City dont have a lot of creators rn for haaland. Grealish was a great cross specialist, preferring to stay close to the flanks. meanwhile, you got geniuses like KDB giving the most insane passes, rodri at the anchor etc. That was a complete team. And you had bernardo in his prime as well. City made some shit transfers with Semenyo. Mainly a counter player with good pace, but not good with the cross or the ball itself/in tight spaces
Disagree PSG's strength is their insane transition and vertical quality not possession, and Haaland is the most dangerous counterattacking player in the world.
 
Disagree PSG's strength is their insane transition and vertical quality not possession, and Haaland is the most dangerous counterattacking player in the world.
Psg can counter well but they play possession as well. I would prefer a striker with better ball control qualities. Psg is already perfect as is but haaland either needs a great posession team that plays for him or a counter team so he can shine
 
Psg would become more one dimensional with haaland so thats why they would decline in possession metrics
 
Psg can counter well but they play possession as well. I would prefer a striker with better ball control qualities. Psg is already perfect as is but haaland either needs a great posession team that plays for him or a counter team so he can shine
A possession team exposes all of Haaland's weaknesses, his strengths are his insane vertical pace, strength, and clinical finishing.
 
Psg would become more one dimensional with haaland so thats why they would decline in possession metrics
True, Barca would be an excellent fit for him
 
A possession team exposes all of Haaland's weaknesses, his strengths are his insane vertical pace, strength, and clinical finishing.
I agree. Like I said, PSG plays in all ways rn whatever suits him best at that moment. Psg are great on the counter tho I agree. Haaland could play in that system
 
pedro plays at pure shit and has 15 goals in prem rn. I think he would be a decent fit
 
arguably could but I would prefer a striker like Joao pedro, osimhen, or alvarez at barca.
Haven't seen joao pedro much, I like the other 2 alot tho they would fit very well.
 
Haven't seen joao pedro much, I like the other 2 alot tho they would fit very well.
I think alvarez too expensive for now. Go few years with Osimhen then get alvarez on a free
 
I think alvarez too expensive for now. Go few years with Osimhen then get alvarez on a free
I don't think gala would be willing to sell tho
 
@Rapistcel thoughts on the game? Bayern became way more lethal when karl came on. Pussiala destroyed and ruined the game since he lacked creativity, pace, and shooting prowess/athleticism. Bayern's wingers got marked by three players with no midfielder on the 16 line being able to create anything, keep the ball, or make space and shoot. Whenever diaz could shoot, he didn't shoot either, and made a dumbass pass. Psg showed being direct and shooting is the better option. It was a total psg masteclass. I still think though that if bayern brought karl on earlier or had a great CAM like Kevin de bruyne, they would have won. They were only able to attack from the wings. That was their main weakness.

What you guys got for the final? I got a 2-0 psg win over arsenal in the final.
If red card was showed to Nuno Mendes, you wouldn't be making this thread.
 
@Rapistcel thoughts on the game? Bayern became way more lethal when karl came on. Pussiala destroyed and ruined the game since he lacked creativity, pace, and shooting prowess/athleticism. Bayern's wingers got marked by three players with no midfielder on the 16 line being able to create anything, keep the ball, or make space and shoot. Whenever diaz could shoot, he didn't shoot either, and made a dumbass pass. Psg showed being direct and shooting is the better option. It was a total psg masteclass. I still think though that if bayern brought karl on earlier or had a great CAM like Kevin de bruyne, they would have won. They were only able to attack from the wings. That was their main weakness.

What you guys got for the final? I got a 2-0 psg win over arsenal in the final.
In any case great defense from P$G, both teams deserved to be in the final.
 
If red card was showed to Nuno Mendes, you wouldn't be making this thread.
Also in my opinion penalty for P$G in first match was completely ridiculous.
 
gonna sleep now. Might add more later
 

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