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Story My poem: One Hundred and Nine Crimes

blackraven

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I previously wanted to write this since January when I was sweeping floors in my 6 and a half month long carpenter practice, and kind of didn't got the motivation to finish it but thanks to one very special person in the bunker, who demonstrated how necessary my poem is for the world, I first wrote it as a reply to him, and now copied to my own post so everyone can access it. Enjoy!

One Hundred and Nine Crimes

Sometimes I think sometimes I wonder
About the crossroads of history I ponder
Is any of what I was told true
Or if it all was a lie by the Big Bad Jew

Why they still haven't found home
What was the reason they were kicked out of Rome
Why they always make politicians wear hat that small
And bown down to that retarded wall

Why they hate nature, birds and honey
Why they only care about spreadsheets, interest and money
Uh oh I gotta go my phone is ringing
Spiderjew senses off the charts are tingling

Must give walk around the house for a little tour
The noises got louder, now coming from my sewer
I want to go on, but must put this to an end
Theres now a third intruder in my vent

But before I go I must put up a task
For whoever is reading this must truly ask
What kind of assaults, tricks, schemes and crimes
Gets you kicked out of countries one hundred and nine times?
 

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