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Cope My plans for tonight, what are yours?

Ellsworth

Ellsworth

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I’m going to get high on phenibut and go to a friends house to watch Justice League. If I happen to see his lesbian neighbor I will low inhib hit on her just for the lols.
 
Eat pizza with family and post here.
 
What does she looks like?
 
Probably paint some of my minis after I'm done studying. My Chaos Boyz are looking good
 
Kinda butch but not completely. Think she’s Latina. She has a hot gf that I’m too high inhib to hit on tho.
I heard that butch lesbian have dick craving on the low when they have a dead bedroom situation. Hope you ascend bro.
 
Mogs me at having friends
 
I’m going to get high on phenibut and go to a friends house to watch Justice League. If I happen to see his lesbian neighbor I will low inhib hit on her just for the lols.
watch youtube vids and order in food
 
sleep all day and play vidya until the sun comes up on sunday
 
I just woke up.

Plan is to watch some Slam Dunk and study a little bit. Won't shower today cuz no gym so I'll just LDAR on bed.

Don't have anything exciting going on in life right now. <- This one is an incel trait.
 
i get sleepy, so i dont really do late night ldars.

so i am gonna drift off to dreamland in maybe half an hour
 
I heard that butch lesbian have dick craving on the low when they have a dead bedroom situation. Hope you ascend bro.
That’s what I was hoping for. Didn’t see her tonight though. Maybe next time.
 
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am”
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!
 

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