It's Over My penis is bent because I masturbated incorrectly.

[jartiyer1]

Especially in my early adolescence, when I was masturbating, I would lie face down and rub my penis with my hand and ejaculate into my underwear.

I have done this so many times that when my penis gets hard it goes so hard upwards that it almost touches my belly, even if a woman comes from the sky and wants to make love with me I cannot insert my penis into her vagina.

 

[Acorn]

Over for bentpeniscels

 

[starystulejarz]

foid will suck it like a banana

 

[jartiyer1]

foid will suck it like a banana

I have a penis smaller than a banana

 

[LastGerman]

Especially in my early adolescence, when I was masturbating, I would lie face down and rub my penis with my hand and ejaculate into my underwear.

I have done this so many times that when my penis gets hard it goes so hard upwards that it almost touches my belly, even if a woman comes from the sky and wants to make love with me I cannot insert my penis into her vagina.

I have a penis smaller than a banana

Your penis has been destroyed.

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

Over for bentpeniscels

 

[Frzk72cel]

Damn it's over, you'd need surgery for that, I feel sorry for you

 

[Deleted member 8078]

it goes so hard upwards that it almost touches my belly

I have the opposite problem which is arguably even worse.

My dick looks like a bridge you commonly see in cartoons because as a kid/early teen I always wore underwear that was too small so it deformed over time. I probably couldn't even put in

 

[LastGerman]

I have the opposite problem which is arguably even worse.

My dick looks like a bridge you commonly see in cartoons because as a kid/early teen I always wore underwear that was too small so it deformed over time. I probably couldn't even put in

Plenty of penises has been destroyed early on. Yo ualso have been destroyed. This existence wants to destroy our penises. This existence is there to emasculate us. It destroyed us from an early age.

 

[Lifeless]

mine bends sideways sometimes, I have no idea why

 

[zephyr]

I'm gonna share a Secret with y'all. The way grow a Big PP, is to eat lots of Homemade Cake.

 

[starystulejarz]

I have a penis smaller than a banana

beyond over

 

[starystulejarz]

Your penis has been destroyed.

7 inch strikes EVERY SINGLE DAY

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Brutal.

 

[AsiaCel]

I'm a chronic bed masturbator and still does. My dick is full on straight

 

[underballer]

stop masturbating

 

[jartiyer1]

stop masturbating

I don't masturbate much because I hate my small penis. If I had known how to masturbate properly at the beginning of puberty, at least I wouldn't have a crooked penis.

 

[gluttony]

huh

 

[underballer]

jesus christ

 

[Eternalifeofdoom]

Word on the street hoes luv curved dicks

 

[suicidecase]

it goes so hard upwards that it almost touches my belly

brag thread

 

[Grodd]

Brutal.

 

[Eternatus]

Especially in my early adolescence, when I was masturbating, I would lie face down and rub my penis with my hand and ejaculate into my underwear.

I have done this so many times that when my penis gets hard it goes so hard upwards that it almost touches my belly, even if a woman comes from the sky and wants to make love with me I cannot insert my penis into her vagina.

Same, I have like two or three torsions going on, and it hurts really bad. Feel and looks like a cancerous appendix, but I don’t really worry about it since I removed the idea of having sex during my lifetime, and now my only concern revolves around buying an Oled monitor or not

 

[Emba]

foid will suck it like a banana

And bite it off

 

[Midnight Animal]

mine bends sideways sometimes, I have no idea why

Peyronie's.

 

[Xul]

Ahahahaha holy fuck thank you

 

[SK6208]

I have a penis smaller than a banana

Brute
brutal and beyond

 

[SK6208]

stop masturbating

No

 

[avgmentalcel]

i also fucked up my dick from masturbating the stupid way

 

[Namerium96]

I-I thought it was normal... That it was proudly standing up... Dear god...

 

[VλREN]

Same

We can’t catch a break

“Sun screams out from the sky
Good day to curl up and die”

 

[Kshatriya]

I-I thought it was normal... That it was proudly standing up... Dear god...

If you have in mind where the female G spot actually is, it can't be a bad thing.

 

[Redeemer]

Same. My penis is bent upwards and rightwards too. And it is because of the way I masturbated. I live in a small house so my priority was to masturbate with stealth so most of the times I just did it from under the pants. I also started in my early adolescence (11).

When I look back at this stuff I realize I was doomed to become an incel