My only brother is getting married tomorrow, I'm not going to the wedding

[Deleted member 301]

I've been invited but I told him a while ago I wasn't going and he's fine with it. He's not even 2 years older than me but I swear my mum must have railed that Gigachad Ernest Khalimov behind my dads back as we couldn't look or be more different. He already has 3 kids with 3 different Stacie's and is getting married to another Stacy.

My mum is upset but I blackpilled her not long ago so she's accepted I won't be there. I don't wanna see loads of family and extended family all in relationship's and happily fulfilled whilst I'm a 35 year old KHHV. My mum did attempt to give me some token bluepilled hope in the form of: "You never know, you might meet a nice lady there and hit it off" I did say to her after she said it: "Yes mum, I'm sure I'll meet a nice lady who wants to go with a guy who is 5 foot 4, has a 1 inch micropenis, is a legit mentalcel on heaps of different anti-psychotics, is a totally dependant alcoholiccel that has got liver cirrosis and chronic pancreatitus. Ladies, form an orderly queue."

To which she laughed with me, I think more in resigned despair more than anything.

Anyway, tomorrow I shall raise multiple glasses of neat vodka by myself to the happy newlyweds.

 

[UBERCEL]

Good luck OP.

It's been a while since I saw you here.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Meeting a nice lady at a wedding is impossible because
1. You are related to half of the quests.
2. When people go to weddings they tend to stay in groups of their close family and females especially will stay only with close female relatives/friends.

 

[Deleted member 250]

its over, If i were you I’d escape this suffering by drinking myself to death

 

[Deleted member 301]

Good luck OP.

It's been a while since I saw you here.

Cheers bro. If I'm not passed out drunk or fucked off my face on my meds then I'm usually lurking about on here

its over, If i were you I’d escape this suffering by drinking myself to death

That's happening whether I like it or not now, this alcoholic express train can never be stopped at this stage. One of either pancreatitus or liver cirrosis is my unescapeable fate.

Luckily I welcome it It's just the agonising pain of either that terrifies the shit out of me lol.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

you should go and try to hook up with the brides side ladies tbh

 

[VST]

I'm a 35 year old KHHV.

Fucking hell, you must be on some serious copes to not have roped by now.

 

[Stoiccel]

Thank god I don't have any male siblings. Good luck bud.

 

[mylifeistrash]

you're a fucking idiot if you go to anyone's wedding

yay, another idiot is going to be cucked by a used up old white whore

fuck that

 

[Deleted member 301]

A 35 year old KHHV, alcohol must be a hell of a cope

Litre and a half of vodka plus 8 pints of cider a day, every day. Plus amongst my many tablets and medication I'm on for my fucked health is morphine, which is king

Fucking hell, you must be on some serious copes to not have roped by now.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

you're a fucking idiot if you go to anyone's wedding

yay, another idiot is going to be cucked by a used up old white whore

fuck that

 

[Deleted member 301]

Thank god I don't have any male siblings. Good luck bud.

Cheers bro

 

[fOreVER]

Marry a SEA chick. Really low standards

 

[Swiswis]

He already has 3 kids with 3 different Stacie's and is getting married to another Stacy.


lol...

 

[Indari]

over for you.

 

[visage]

why dont i believe this

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

you didn't miss anything, but you should try to make your own social stuff happen, not this shit where you're surrounded by 15 older people all saying 'you don't talk much'

i remember the last one i went to, he got hitched to a single mom, bastard child jumping all over the place, didn't really speak to anyone or if i did it was rubbish that didn't lead anywhere

 

[fOreVER]

Marry a SEA chick. Really low standards

 

[Ignas]

you should go and try to hook up with the brides side ladies tbh

 

[Deleted member 1983]

damn dude you deserve a drink, sounds rough af, also your brother has 3 kids to 3 different women?

mother nature really fucked us huh.

 

[Deleted member 301]

over for you.

It never began, when you're born with a legit 1 inch penis erect I could be a Chad and it wouldn't matter. I'm fine with it though, accepted it was over before puberty tbh. I'm drinking in the pub for my brother now anyway, with my fellow oldcel forever alone/incel mates. Of which I'm blessed that my little village is full of.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Damn, at least you found fellow incels to hang with irl. Not everyone here has that luxury. I hate being around normies.

 

[Deleted member 301]

damn dude you deserve a drink, sounds rough af, also your brother has 3 kids to 3 different women?

mother nature really fucked us huh.

Yes, alcohol has been my friend for many years. Yes he has, plus multiple other Stacy girlfriends when we were growing up. At 19 he was with a 26 year old Stacy teacher, when he broke up with her (as he was cheating) she begged for him back and went kind of nuts. Tried using me as a therapy cushion, I laughed in her face and told her "My brother is just like that". He's actually quite a sound guy, and he know's about my incel and knows it's over for me and never tries to bluepill me.

 

[Frottbott]

I've been to two weddings in my life and they were fucking awful. So much suifuel, extremely depressed from both. I passed on my childhood friend's wedding, the one who called me up when I was 15 to tell me he was getting head from some girl to rub it in. Good on you for not going, but man, you do have to keep up appearances because if your family decides you're too crazy, they can just call the cops on you and make up ANY story and have literally anything happen to you. Especially if you're already on anti-psychotics. They will NEVER trust your word over theirs.

Lookism>constitution of the United States.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Yes, alcohol has been my friend for many years. Yes he has, plus multiple other Stacy girlfriends when we were growing up. At 19 he was with a 26 year old Stacy teacher, when he broke up with her (as he was cheating) she begged for him back and went kind of nuts. Tried using me as a therapy cushion, I laughed in her face and told her "My brother is just like that". He's actually quite a sound guy, and he know's about my incel and knows it's over for me and never tries to bluepill me.

has he never tried to hook you up with a female or anything?

or does he know its over for you.

 

[Moustachcel]

 

[IronMike]

LMAO your parents sound like shitty people.

Raising a child who thinks its okay to have 3 bastard children with 3 different whores without marrying.

 

[Deleted member 301]

has he never tried to hook you up with a female or anything?

or does he know its over for you.

No, he really is a good bloke to me but he has known it's over for many years for me. I told him about incel and the blackpill a couple of years ago though naturally as he is a Chad he didn't even know about this or that these terms existed as he has no need to, being Chad. He know's that face and looks are everything as he has never had to approach and of these Stacie's he's had EVER.

JFL the closest I got was a legit 9/10 Stacy approaching me years ago, I thought "This is it ". Then she went, "Can you introduce me to you're brother?!" With her 1000 cock stare!!

Good on you for not going, but man, you do have to keep up appearances because if your family decides you're too crazy, they can just call the cops on you and make up ANY story and have literally anything happen to you. Especially if you're already on anti-psychotics. They will NEVER trust your word over theirs.

Lookism>constitution of the United States.

Well my mum has put up with me being a messy alcoholiccel/mentalcel (my dad is in prison for life, long story) and anytime we fall out I either rough sleep or stay in my local pub which is full of oldcel forever alone/incel men, as I spend 90% of my government-funded NEETbux that I get per month in there, the landlord lets me sleep in loft for nothing lol.

LMAO your parents sound like shitty people.

Raising a child who thinks its okay to have 3 bastard children with 3 different whores without marrying.

He's Chad, my mum's influence meant fuck all compared to Stacie's fighting for him lol.