She saw some toothpaste on my laptop and asked "What is this? Body fluids?". She knows, dammit. She knows. How is it even possible? Maybe the tissue consumption gave me away. I'm so fucking pathetic.
Same thing happens with me, but with my grandmother hu7sauhsuhashuasuhsahu
Pretty sure all mothers know that their son's jack off dude.
Virginp0wers said:
But how? How can she tell?
WHAHAHAHAHA broo clean youre shit after you jack offf.
You know, sperm is really sneaky you think that you bust your load clean in a paper or a sock or whatsoever.
Look on the ground its full of youre jizzzzz look at youre clothess chair and other stuff in youre fapping range. Cuzz if you dont find it others will.
That why i after im done i do a check i check everything.
Cuzz you mama knows what jizz is and how it looks like boyo
You know, sperm is really sneaky you think that you bust your load clean in a paper or a sock or whatsoever.
Look on the ground its full of youre jizzzzz look at youre clothess chair and other stuff in youre fapping range. Cuzz if you dont find it others will.
That why i after im done i do a check i check everything.
Cuzz you mama knows what jizz is and how it looks like boyo
Why would anyone jerk off on their computer?
Women can sense if you fap is legit. OMG. NoFap dudes were right.
incelman said:
Uh....maybe because you're a male 20something and she's not THAT naive?
Crustaciouse said:
I didn't. It was toothpaste.
Ryo_Hazuki said:
But what evidence is there?
incelman said:
Do you need to see someone poop to confirm that they do in fact defecate?
my sis caught me once
incelman said:
The vast majority of guys masturbate especially if they don't have a girlfriend, so she would obviously assume that you masturbate too.
D
Cum on her to show her you don't fuck around
Crustaciouse said:
Fuck being an incel. Humiliated even in your own house.
Ryo_Hazuki said:
I have my doubts.
nausea said:
Did she help?
incelman said:
Sometimes I think you're just pretending to be dense.
incelman said:
wish she did
A
incelman said:
Of course she knows. She always knew and is definitely not surprised unless you are like 10 y.o. or less.
Do you know a single male that does not?
R
incelman said:
because you are a 12+ years male human organism? its called common sense
Most moms know, especially if you don't have a girl.
nausea said:
If you were Chad she would finish you
QuantumDummy said:
Fuck being an incel; This shit is dehumanizing.
AngelOfDisease said:
I didn't fap until I was 20
incelman said:
no
where do you find your avis?
A
incelman said:
Then you are the odd one. Still no surprise your mother, and everyone else, assumes you do.
By the way, why no fapping until 20? Never felt like before?
AngelOfDisease said:
This post will enlighten you
https://incels.is/Thread-Venting-It-was-the-bluepill-that-made-me-a-porn-addict
Pretty sure she meant it as a joke, or she just doesn't care if you fap.
Kointo said:
She said it in a serious tone as if she knew and knowing her she wasn't bluffing
Crustaciouse said:
Because I missed the tissue
incelman said:
Do you know if she's against masturbation?
Kointo said:
She isn't. She knows it's over for me anyway that's why all she cares for is my eduction whcih won't get me laid.
incelman said:
Then I wouldn't worry about it.
Kointo said:
I don't need humiliation in my own house.
incelman said:
But you said she isn't against fapping!
Kointo said:
If your mother knows you fap then she is sure you are subhuman
A
incelman said:
I am pretty sure his mother knows. I am pretty sure every mother of every member of this forum knows they fap.
I think you live a bit in a different reality when it comes to masturbation. You talk like it is something unusual.
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iiiTeMpeR said:
Don't worry I'm probably in a worse position than him. I'm 27 and I haven't moved out.
Is she a MILF? Pixplox
Ryo_Hazuki said:
lmao
incelman said:
LOLWTF Incelman, you truly are a different breed.
incelman said:
Just kys already this is pathetic.
Why do you clean your teeth over your laptop?
How old are you?
You may as well rope tbh
Kointo said:
You may as well rope tbh
ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
I lol'd.
iiiTeMpeR said:
23
Sub8Hate said:
I'm an ascened being
Solitarian_Walker said:
I have 0 self seteem
uglyblackcel said:
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When the door had no lock, I knew I was fucked. I always had to place a bottle of water or a book in front of the door in case if someone catches me fapping.
One time, I almost got caught by sister, and I had to flip my body, and let the front of my body lay on my bed, luckily there was a random book under my bed sheets, snuck back into my bed sheet, told her I found it, and told her that I was reading.
Incelman, you gotta think of some new mechanisms or tactics to not get caught fappng.
One time, I almost got caught by sister, and I had to flip my body, and let the front of my body lay on my bed, luckily there was a random book under my bed sheets, snuck back into my bed sheet, told her I found it, and told her that I was reading.
Incelman, you gotta think of some new mechanisms or tactics to not get caught fappng.
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