It all started when I was alone in my room, cleaning my previous nut off of my computer screen after jerking off to pictures female Neanderthals and pretending to be a caveman myself by masturbating completely naked.
Then I decide to see what “Incel Tears” is all about. I admit I have never actually looked into the subreddit despite countless users on the forum talking about it. Low and behold, IT is the holy grail of female reddit avatars. I quickly found a female reddit avatar with cute black hair and immediately began masturbating to it. I started grinding my cock onto the edge of my desk, using any possible bit of friction I could find in order to self pleasure to this fucking gorgeous avatar.
After grinding my microcock against my desk, I had gotten a couple of splinters. So I took a hammer and smashed my cock with it, driving the splinters even deeper into my urethra. This caused it to bleed which turned me on even more, so I began to hammer my cock as if I was bob the builder, and I used it as a form of masturbation while reading my precious IT postings.
My mother had heard the sounds of banging and flesh tearing, so she rushed into my room and screamed at the top of her lungs to find me hammering my cock into my desk with a rusty nail. She then said “You stupid fucking nigger, get a job instead of hammering your cock to your fucking desk, you’re not Fix It Felix my nigga!”
I am currently writing this in the emergency room, but I am starting to worry. Not for my cock which now looks like a flute, but because I am trying to rizz up an IT foid and I don’t know what to do. I hope they will like my personality, because if they suck my cock they’re gonna start hearing musical notes.
Then I decide to see what “Incel Tears” is all about. I admit I have never actually looked into the subreddit despite countless users on the forum talking about it. Low and behold, IT is the holy grail of female reddit avatars. I quickly found a female reddit avatar with cute black hair and immediately began masturbating to it. I started grinding my cock onto the edge of my desk, using any possible bit of friction I could find in order to self pleasure to this fucking gorgeous avatar.
After grinding my microcock against my desk, I had gotten a couple of splinters. So I took a hammer and smashed my cock with it, driving the splinters even deeper into my urethra. This caused it to bleed which turned me on even more, so I began to hammer my cock as if I was bob the builder, and I used it as a form of masturbation while reading my precious IT postings.
My mother had heard the sounds of banging and flesh tearing, so she rushed into my room and screamed at the top of her lungs to find me hammering my cock into my desk with a rusty nail. She then said “You stupid fucking nigger, get a job instead of hammering your cock to your fucking desk, you’re not Fix It Felix my nigga!”
I am currently writing this in the emergency room, but I am starting to worry. Not for my cock which now looks like a flute, but because I am trying to rizz up an IT foid and I don’t know what to do. I hope they will like my personality, because if they suck my cock they’re gonna start hearing musical notes.
