Back when I was clubmaxxing in University, I went to the local club and started dancing thinking I'd tongue-kiss a foid. I was super drunk and just started doing the boogy on the dance floor. I felt great for a few seconds but realized i wasn't getting any foids. I approached a few but they ran off upon seeing a below-human. I had some crazy drunk thoughts about the power of imagination and thought "what if I just pretend im tongue kissing a foid". I stuck my tongue out and grabbed an imaginary foid in front of me to pretend I was doing it. I didn't care because i was drunk but looking at it now, it was the most cringe thing ever, thank God I wasn't filmed and cancelled.
