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Hello volcels how have you been?

Im 27 now and I am going to fuck a hooker this year because I dont want to be 28 virgin. Thats my current plans. Also I wanna learn some chinese and move to Chinkland or Taiwan or some shit. I dont know how dont ask me. Point is, I dont wanna live in this chad infested country anymore.

Every fucking normie mogs me brutally I just cant do it anymore.

Maybe if I move to chinkland at least I will not get mogged brutally by locals so I could fit in more.

Also in the past time I was watching a lot more tinder experiments and it reminds me of how brutal it is. Bitches getting 99999999 likes in 1 hour and I got 0 in weeks except bots.

I dont really know what to do after I fuck a hooker. I will try tinder first and other sites in Thailand I will go there on holiday. But obviously I doubt it will work so thats ok. I will just hire some hooker whore.

I dont really have any plans tho what to do after that. I guess I will just go try move out of this shit country. Then Idk.... Maybe just become an escortcel for as long as my body works and then kill myself when im 35+ so soon.

Soon it will be over finally :)

The only thing that binds me to this world is my grandparents but they are sick and dying now so soon I wont have anything to stay here for :)

I hope all the fakecels and volcels kill themselves here this is why I stop posting here much I just dont post anymore because of all the niggers here faking it its like an infestation fuck all of them only realcel OGs I have respect for rest of you neck yourselves

ok bye see you in a month I guess kek
 
Also I wanna learn some chinese and move to China or Taiwan or some shit. I dont know how dont ask me. Point is, I dont wanna live in this chad infested country.

You've realized the value of East Asian culture.
 
tinder doesnt work even in countries where if you physically went to you could get laid. you have to actually go to these places in person. dont try thailand thats normie shit. do philippines/cambodia/loas/indonesia etc. for south east asia, or pretty much all of south and central america. (and africa but fuck that shit)

also your plan to learn mandarin and go to china or taiwan is not a bad idea, but it will take you probably atleast 5 years of 2 hours a day practice to even be remotely conversational. also china government is pretty fucked, they just decide that youre not allowed to leave your home for weeks at a time and construct military checkpoints all around you so you cant even sneak out. fuck that

i might suggest not* doing the hooker thing because its super super fucking disappointing and you dont feel anything with a condom on. if youre set on doing it just pay for raw deepthroat (no condom) with cum in mouth. thats probably the only thing worth paying for. condom'd sex feels terrible, way worse then even jerking yourself off. would not recommend.

also on your bit about fakecel and people pretending, thats a pretty hard stretch to think theres shit tons of chads getting their cock sucked by hot babes under the desk while typing on fucking incel forums dude jfl
 
I hate foids, I don't have nothing to add
 
tinder doesnt work even in countries where if you physically went to you could get laid. you have to actually go to these places in person. dont try thailand thats normie shit. do philippines/cambodia/loas/indonesia etc. for south east asia, or pretty much all of south and central america. (and africa but fuck that shit)

also your plan to learn mandarin and go to china or taiwan is not a bad idea, but it will take you probably atleast 5 years of 2 hours a day practice to even be remotely conversational. also china government is pretty fucked, they just decide that youre not allowed to leave your home for weeks at a time and construct military checkpoints all around you so you cant even sneak out. fuck that

i might suggest not* doing the hooker thing because its super super fucking disappointing and you dont feel anything with a condom on. if youre set on doing it just pay for raw deepthroat (no condom) with cum in mouth. thats probably the only thing worth paying for. condom'd sex feels terrible, way worse then even jerking yourself off. would not recommend.

also on your bit about fakecel and people pretending, thats a pretty hard stretch to think theres shit tons of chads getting their cock sucked by hot babes under the desk while typing on fucking incel forums dude jfl
Jfl at you if you think website is an incel forum. When you stay here long enough you will see for yourself its infested with a bunch of lying motherfuckers. I had at least 10+ people in PMs lie to me by now and they turn out to be fakecels or fuck bitches before without paying so yeah...

Don't get me wrong there are real incels here too and there are good users but there is so many lying fuckers here its not even worth being invested into this site because people make up shit here a lot. Also I made up shit or rather told half truths here and there but never when it comes to my inceldom, I never lied about that ever here everything I ever said that relates to my inceldom is true. My looks, the fact I never fucked a bitch, etc, etc...

And about your post. Yeah I know fucking hookers is shit but what exactly am I supposed to do lmao if I had any choice then I wouldnt do it xDDD :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope: I said I will try first fuck local bitches on dating apps but I REALLY doubt it will work. I cant even talk to women properly I sound all retarded when I talk with them soooo :feelscry::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

And yeah I know it will take shitloads of time to learn mandarin, I will hire some stupid fucking gook to teach me this shit online I can afford it. My plan is to go do masters in that country. Ill collect money for a year or two and then Ill go and do masters in some random subject I dont even give a fuck what subject it is Ill just go there so that I can learn the language locally and try get laid there too.

Then I guess that will be my final chapter in my life. If it works out great, idk Ill fuck bitches there till I die I guess. If it no work out as always and I am left without bitches and without anything then I guess I will just neck myself in that gook country because there wont be much point going forward since Ill be too old by then.

And about your sugestion, philphiness is off the list I think because my dick is not cut and Its borderline on phiysloisidspp or whatever the fuck that disease is called that stucks ur foreskin to your dick. Its not fully stuck but its not fully not stuck either, and I hear philipphine bitches hate uncut so yeah.... And loas/indonesia/camobdia idk I might think about it. I have no opinion of that, It doesnt really matter where I go to fuck those bitches coz probably the result will be the same, I will have to hire a hooker so I'll look into it I guess thank you brocel :feelsautistic:
 
Be grateful that you can at least consider travelling. Some of us can't even leave the house.
 
I hope you find yourself able to travel without getting caught up in some global bullshit. Dress well and see how the locals respond to your presence. Well I guess we'll know by your account activity. See you back here next month! :feelsdevil:
 

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