RageFuel My mom won't buy me a body pillow

[oldNgreycel]

I'm broke AF and begged my mom for a body pillow and she was like "it's weird enough for a 42 year old man to live in in his mother's basement, why don't you get a job"

As if I'm gonna wage slave. Just 30 more pounds and I'm fat enough to get disability and be a full time NEET. Then I told her it was he fault for poisoning me with he shitty genes and she's the reason I'm short and ugly and women hate me and started spewing blackpill and she tells me it's my fault because of my behavior and not showing for 3 weeks. Then I got mad and grabbed her shitzu and threw the noisy fucker out the window and she freaked out and told me to get out of her house and now the police are coming. Fuck this shit. Fuck I hate all foids.

This is a larp. IT will screenshot the above, but not this. Now we wait.

 

[Yournotcold0]

Now we wait.

 

[fokusin]

Now we wait.

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

My parents would buy me one, but my faggot brother would make fun of me, and it would be awkward when my cousins come over

 

[SignedUpCuzItsOver]

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

I'm broke AF and begged my mom for a body pillow and she was like "it's weird enough for a 42 year old man to live in in his mother's basement, why don't you get a job"

As if I'm gonna wage slave. Just 30 more pounds and I'm fat enough to get disability and be a full time NEET. Then I told her it was he fault for poisoning me with he shitty genes and she's the reason I'm short and ugly and women hate me and started spewing blackpill and she tells me it's my fault because of my behavior and not showing for 3 weeks. Then I got mad and grabbed her shitzu and threw the noisy fucker out the window and she freaked out and told me to get out of her house and now the police are coming. Fuck this shit. Fuck I hate all foids.

This is a larp. IT will screenshot the above, but not this. Now we wait.

Bro fuck the body pillow just dollmaxx like me

 

[oldNgreycel]

Bro fuck the body pillow just dollmaxx like me

Read the last sentence

 

[Horatio NiggER bird]

Read the last sentence

ahh

 

[DarthBurritoBastard]

Read the last sentence

Erm… awkward..

 

[ILongForArmageddon]

I raff'd for weeks.

 

[Emba]

Sleep with her instead, you goddamn motherfucker!

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

plot twist: this isn't a larp