my mom was a witch

[copemaxx9002]

shed randomly start laughing like a witch in front of me to try to scare me when i was a kid. it was creepy.

 

[Nanoventor]

shed randomly start laughing like a witch in front of me to try to scare me when i was a kid. it was creepy.

Ask her to make you Chad

 

[Moroccancel2-]

Any chance your mother is a moroccan foid?

 

[copemaxx9002]

Any chance your mother is a moroccan foid?

bpd foid

 

[copemaxx9002]

Any chance your mother is a moroccan foid?

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/DrtFOSORAeM?feature=shared

 

[Nagger]

Nogs

 

[lonelysince2006]

shed randomly start laughing like a witch in front of me to try to scare me when i was a kid. it was creepy.

Wizard = 30+ male virgin
Witch = 30+ female virgin (unicorn; impossible)

@Sheogorath knows more. It's Wizchan slang.

 

[Sheogorath]

it's not impossible if a father locks his daughter away for 3 decades so other men can't inseminate her, but that's a waste of her ovaries

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

my mom was a bitch​

ftfy

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

Bitch was try to cast a spell on you like vodoo magic

 

[copemaxx9002]

Bitch was try to cast a spell on you like vodoo magic

probably.

 

[JudeoBiden]

Any chance your mother is a moroccan foid?

Is that a real thing? I thought it was just a negative stereotype.

 

[Moroccancel2-]

Is that a real thing? I thought it was just a negative stereotype.

Many Moroccan foids believe and practice that shit.

 

[copemaxx9002]

Many Moroccan foids believe and practice that shit.

my mother was a witch i tell ya!

 

[Moroccancel2-]

my mother was a witch i tell ya!

Brutal. No witchcraft for your face.

 

[JudeoBiden]

Many Moroccan foids believe and practice that shit.

Isn't witchcraft haram? Like execution haram.

 

[Emba]

I like sandwitches!

 

[copemaxx9002]

I like sandwitches!

mayo or mustard they all come the same!

 

[Emba]

mayo or mustard they all come the same!

I like mustard my biscuits.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-kZlBzvn6c

 

[Moroccancel2-]

Isn't witchcraft haram? Like execution haram.

Haram, but not illegal in Morocco.

 

[JudeoBiden]

Haram, but not illegal in Morocco.

Men really will tolerate anything.

America has a witch problem, too. Lots of low-key wiccans. The whiter the area, the more there are. They have pagan festivals where they sell crystals and incense and do faggot pagan witchcraft together. I went to a meetup group hoping to get laid and it was the whitest room I'd ever seen. But most folk don't believe in spirits or demons, so they just think it's quirky or that they have some screws loose.

Arguably, the abortion industry is the return of Moloch. I've come to really hate the thought of witches shitting up my world with their faggotry.

 

[copemaxx9002]

Men really will tolerate anything.

America has a witch problem, too. Lots of low-key wiccans. The whiter the area, the more there are. They have pagan festivals where they sell crystals and incense and do faggot pagan witchcraft together. I went to a meetup group hoping to get laid and it was the whitest room I'd ever seen. But most folk don't believe in spirits or demons, so they just think it's quirky or that they have some screws loose.

Arguably, the abortion industry is the return of Moloch. I've come to really hate the thought of witches shitting up my world with their faggotry.

demons are real

 

[JudeoBiden]

demons are real

 

[Cautious Raven]

I truly believe some sort of demonic parasite has latched itself onto me. Probably stemming from my constant negativity and low mood.

 

[copemaxx9002]

I truly believe some sort of demonic parasite has latched itself onto me. Probably stemming from my constant negativity and low mood.

probably

 

[Cautious Raven]

probably

What is the likelihood that we all end up rotting in hell once we die?