Serious My mom wanted to check my phone today

[VλREN]

Basically I had to get a new number because my version account got suspended for not paying the bill because I am a broke ahh level 1 slime. Anyway she wanted to go on my iPhone to check something to set up the new number blah blah you know whatever.

Problem is she constantly snoops through my phone any chance she can get, like I remember back when I was in middle school she asked to see my phone to check something and she literally gave it back with my search history opened. Like she didn’t even bother trying to hide it

I don’t have anything sexual saved on my iPhone, even if I don’t watch any porn for a few weeks, I always like clearing my history every few days to avoid trackers and viruses and shit.

But I do have a photo album filled with images of Jill valentine, no it’s not sexual at all but I like to collect images of her. Some images are a bit sexual but there’s no porn or nudity or anything to bad. I got a ton of images of her and it would be embarrassing if my mom found it man.

Plus I still have the photos from my blood ritual saved on my phone

 

[Tšuudi]

My mother always tries to snoop through my things too, I never let her near my phone or pc anymore.

 

[MokaWeed]

Grateful my mom was never like this. I don’t think she ever checked my phone or pc once.

 

[Clit CFO]

More of a Rebecca Chambers guy myself but I can respect The Jill collection. maybe if you made a physical shrine for her your mum wouldn't be as weirded out. fr tho go old school and get one of those fake calculator apps that let you store hidden files in.

kinda intrigued by the blood ritual though? just a fancy way of saying sh or what?

 

[VλREN]

kinda intrigued by the blood ritual though? just a fancy way of saying sh or what?

I made a thread about it

My life is so sad I was literally hyped for an entire week to do it

 

[VanGobbel]

brutal mommypill

 

[Sir Silentium]

My mum does the same. All she sees is right-winged memes and reels saved to camera roll

 

[shyloser]

My dad used to do this when I was in high school and to this day I am still paranoid about leaving my devices near him

 

[ihatelife2]

She must have a lot of time on her hands to want to check your phone

 

[aks74u]

I remember back as a kid i had a samsung ace, back in the day i used to download games from sketchy websites and im sure maybe that ended up giving me viruses or whatever the fuck it was.

So one day my mother needed my phone, i gave it to her, few mins later she hands the phone to my dad and my dad is silent and hands it back to her, i am sitting opposite of them. then another few minutes go by my mom scares the shit out of me with a mouth full of swears and starts saying ''why do you have dirty pictures on your phone?'' at that moment my heart dropped and my eyes nearly went entirely white, i got soo scared that i had thoughts about my dad killing me, i tried explaining the situation but they were too dumb and pathetic to even believe me.

It did make life very hard, as after this incident my mom was regularly checking my phone and always humiliating me about it.

 

[cathuluelitist]

What's even the point of collecting her photos?

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Basically I had to get a new number because my version account got suspended for not paying the bill because I am a broke ahh level 1 slime. Anyway she wanted to go on my iPhone to check something to set up the new number blah blah you know whatever.

Problem is she constantly snoops through my phone any chance she can get, like I remember back when I was in middle school she asked to see my phone to check something and she literally gave it back with my search history opened. Like she didn’t even bother trying to hide it

I don’t have anything sexual saved on my iPhone, even if I don’t watch any porn for a few weeks, I always like clearing my history every few days to avoid trackers and viruses and shit.

But I do have a photo album filled with images of Jill valentine, no it’s not sexual at all but I like to collect images of her. Some images are a bit sexual but there’s no porn or nudity or anything to bad. I got a ton of images of her and it would be embarrassing if my mom found it man.

Plus I still have the photos from my blood ritual saved on my phone

Reading this made me mad, I fucking hated my parents for this.

 

[Wolnir]

My dad asked me to fix his laptop before and I found a shit ton of porn on there. He's a noodlefoid enjoyer.

 

[Lo3e]

Grateful my mom was never like this. I don’t think she ever checked my phone or pc once.

 

[RXblackpill]

All she sees is right-winged memes and reels saved to camera roll

I’m paranoid that my mom will do the same. She’s a leftist tiktard who believes anyone who leans slightly right wants to force 10 year olds to give birth or some shit, which would mean it’s over

 

[Sir Silentium]

I’m paranoid that my mom will do the same. She’s a leftist tiktard who believes anyone who leans slightly right wants to force 10 year olds to give birth or some shit, which would mean it’s over

My mum isn't even a leftists, but she watches too much mainstream media and thinks whoever has right leaning views at my age is a neo nazi

 

[Mr Black]

i remember my parents found the overwatch porn from my nokia when i was in school

 

[TooSomething]

Basically I had to get a new number because my version account got suspended for not paying the bill because I am a broke ahh level 1 slime. Anyway she wanted to go on my iPhone to check something to set up the new number blah blah you know whatever.

Problem is she constantly snoops through my phone any chance she can get, like I remember back when I was in middle school she asked to see my phone to check something and she literally gave it back with my search history opened. Like she didn’t even bother trying to hide it

I don’t have anything sexual saved on my iPhone, even if I don’t watch any porn for a few weeks, I always like clearing my history every few days to avoid trackers and viruses and shit.

But I do have a photo album filled with images of Jill valentine, no it’s not sexual at all but I like to collect images of her. Some images are a bit sexual but there’s no porn or nudity or anything to bad. I got a ton of images of her and it would be embarrassing if my mom found it man.

Plus I still have the photos from my blood ritual saved on my phone

Dude, you need help. ngl

 

[Onyx]

I keep all my porn on a secure folder on my phone. You need my fingerprint to access it even if you already unlocked the phone.

 

[TooSomething]

Meanwhile I am a total HUNK fan. Fuck the other scum.

I wish I was as epic as HUNK, ngl. My life would at least be interesting.
I'd be feared, respected and admired at the same time.

But most importantly, I'd have a super action packed life and fuck shit up.

 

[Risky2Risky]

brutal mommypill

Laughed my ass off at mommypill

 

[sam-urai780]

Basically I had to get a new number because my version account got suspended for not paying the bill because I am a broke ahh level 1 slime. Anyway she wanted to go on my iPhone to check something to set up the new number blah blah you know whatever.

Problem is she constantly snoops through my phone any chance she can get, like I remember back when I was in middle school she asked to see my phone to check something and she literally gave it back with my search history opened. Like she didn’t even bother trying to hide it

I don’t have anything sexual saved on my iPhone, even if I don’t watch any porn for a few weeks, I always like clearing my history every few days to avoid trackers and viruses and shit.

But I do have a photo album filled with images of Jill valentine, no it’s not sexual at all but I like to collect images of her. Some images are a bit sexual but there’s no porn or nudity or anything to bad. I got a ton of images of her and it would be embarrassing if my mom found it man.

Plus I still have the photos from my blood ritual saved on my phone

I remember one time a guy told my mom to put me in a mental hospital because i like Nicholas Cruz