JFL My mom ordered a dog dildo and im gonna destroy it

[Dollfucker]

So a while back I found my moms dildo and I destroyed it and made a post about it:

Well today I was browsing her amazon and found out she ordered 2 dildos one looks like a dog dildo even tho it says rabbit looks like a dog dick to me, and the other one is some cactus looking one and some lube she ordered an entire gooning kit:

When I saw this I was like holy shit im gonna destroy it why? Because im still pissed she destroyed my doll a few years ago and I knew she was gonna order another dildo after I destroyed the last one so confronted her about this:

Notice how she lied and said muh its already gone I destroyed it yet the amazon said it hasnt even arrived yet shes just trying to pull a fast one thinking im not gonna notice I have 2000iq and when that package arrives its destroying time

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

reality explosion

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

What the fuck are these toys brah.

 

[anthonyfantano]

Your whole family is degens bro wtf

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

Rotating AND licking AND vibrating? Bro what the fuck are women playing with. Why does it have a dildo AND a tongue on it? Nigga

 

[literallyretarded]

So a while back I found my moms dildo and I destroyed it and made a post about it:

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Well today I was browsing her amazon and found out she ordered 2 dildos one looks like a dog dildo even tho it says rabbit looks like a dog dick to me, and the other one is some cactus looking one and some lube she ordered an entire gooning kit:

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When I saw this I was like holy shit im gonna destroy it why? Because im still pissed she destroyed my doll a few years ago and I knew she was gonna order another dildo after I destroyed the last one so confronted her about this:

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Notice how she lied and said muh its already gone I destroyed it yet the amazon said it hasnt even arrived yet shes just trying to pull a fast one thinking im not gonna notice I have 2000iq and when that package arrives its destroying time

man i could never talk to my mom about blackpill dildos or sex dolls i dont know how you do it but she seems kinda based for buying you sex dols.

 

[VλREN]

Really bad acting

 

[Xul]

 

[grimlockcel]

I have a theory that you are lying about this entire account and you actually are just making posts with your girlfriend who poses as your mother.

This is just a theory though mayne shieetttt dawg

 

[TheSecondComing]

auto delivered every 2 months

 

[GigaL0ser]

What the fuck

 

[Hevel]

I am grateful that I don't have to talk openly with my parents about my non-existent sex life.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

White woman moment

 

[cattcell]

Holy shit this is so american man im sorry for you

 

[Wizardmaxxer]

So a while back I found my moms dildo and I destroyed it and made a post about it:

View attachment 1691041

Well today I was browsing her amazon and found out she ordered 2 dildos one looks like a dog dildo even tho it says rabbit looks like a dog dick to me, and the other one is some cactus looking one and some lube she ordered an entire gooning kit:

View attachment 1691045

When I saw this I was like holy shit im gonna destroy it why? Because im still pissed she destroyed my doll a few years ago and I knew she was gonna order another dildo after I destroyed the last one so confronted her about this:

View attachment 1691044

Notice how she lied and said muh its already gone I destroyed it yet the amazon said it hasnt even arrived yet shes just trying to pull a fast one thinking im not gonna notice I have 2000iq and when that package arrives its destroying time

Burn the witch, based

 

[cattcell]

I have a theory that you are lying about this entire account and you actually are just making posts with your girlfriend who poses as your mother.

This is just a theory though mayne shieetttt dawg

 

[Acorn]

Your mom is a dirty whore, no offense

 

[Hevel]

I have a theory that you are lying about this entire account and you actually are just making posts with your girlfriend who poses as your mother.

2 years of activity for a prank? I beg you don't make a fool of yourself

 

[Bats]

Your whole family is degens bro wtf

 

[SewerGoat]

Now that's the content i have been waiting for

 

[Hoppipolla]

What's the longest you and your mum have gone without destroying one of each other's sex toys?

 

[ESL]

What's the longest you and your mum have gone without destroying one of each other's sex toys?

, made me laugh

 

[Emba]

auto delivered every 2 months

Amazon is ready to replace the destroyed one

 

[grimlockcel]

2 years of activity for a prank? I beg you don't make a fool of yourself

You do know there have been countless niggas on here who turned out to be fakecels after larping for years

 

[anotherwastedlife]

White woman moment

Holy shit this is so american man im sorry for you

 

[The Judge]

The saga continues...

 

[garrett]

I can't believe this shi is real Put hot sauce in her lube

 

[garrett]

I have a theory that you are lying about this entire account and you actually are just making posts with your girlfriend who poses as your mother.

This is just a theory though mayne shieetttt dawg

The voice sounds all scratchy and 30+, i dunno it sounds like a mom voice

 

[Orbiter]

whats going on in your car there is shit on the ground everyhwere.

 

[cathuluelitist]

So a while back I found my moms dildo and I destroyed it and made a post about it:

View attachment 1691041

Well today I was browsing her amazon and found out she ordered 2 dildos one looks like a dog dildo even tho it says rabbit looks like a dog dick to me, and the other one is some cactus looking one and some lube she ordered an entire gooning kit:

View attachment 1691045

When I saw this I was like holy shit im gonna destroy it why? Because im still pissed she destroyed my doll a few years ago and I knew she was gonna order another dildo after I destroyed the last one so confronted her about this:

View attachment 1691044

Notice how she lied and said muh its already gone I destroyed it yet the amazon said it hasnt even arrived yet shes just trying to pull a fast one thinking im not gonna notice I have 2000iq and when that package arrives its destroying time

Tf

 

[Youthpilled]

I'd rather have a abusive bitch of a mom than that shit dude

 

[Dollfucker]

What's the longest you and your mum have gone without destroying one of each other's sex toys?

18 years since that's when I first got a fleshlight, and she threw it away and thats when the war started

I can't believe this shi is real Put hot sauce in her lube

Oh I'm stealing that lube because I use it for my dolls

The voice sounds all scratchy and 30+, i dunno it sounds like a mom voice

Idk how old she is I know she's in her 40s

whats going on in your car there is shit on the ground everyhwere.

Not my car I cant drive it's hers and this is actually clean compared to normal

 

[Pray to Yukon Koala]

Your mom is a dirty whore, no offense

 

[ANTAGONIST]

man i could never talk to my mom about blackpill dildos or sex dolls i dont know how you do it but she seems kinda based for buying you sex dols.

Holy shit this is so american man im sorry for you

 

[VanGobbel]

Your whole family is degens bro wtf

average amurican family dynamics tbh

 

[Judge Holden]

So a while back I found my moms dildo and I destroyed it and made a post about it:

View attachment 1691041

Well today I was browsing her amazon and found out she ordered 2 dildos one looks like a dog dildo even tho it says rabbit looks like a dog dick to me, and the other one is some cactus looking one and some lube she ordered an entire gooning kit:

View attachment 1691045

When I saw this I was like holy shit im gonna destroy it why? Because im still pissed she destroyed my doll a few years ago and I knew she was gonna order another dildo after I destroyed the last one so confronted her about this:

View attachment 1691044

Notice how she lied and said muh its already gone I destroyed it yet the amazon said it hasnt even arrived yet shes just trying to pull a fast one thinking im not gonna notice I have 2000iq and when that package arrives its destroying time

foids being foids:

 

[Fed_911]

I have a theory that you are lying about this entire account and you actually are just making posts with your girlfriend who poses as your mother.

This is just a theory though mayne shieetttt dawg

This

 

[rapetorturekill]

Dog pilled, again.

 

[flute_snoop]

let her cum

 

[Retardfuel]

Dip it into fiberglass mineral wool and coat in tobasco sauce

 

[Caesercel]

>Why would you have a doll?
>Because it's over



Did you get your gf to record this for you?

 

[MoroccanFarmer]

My mom ordered a dog dildo and im gonna destroy it​

 

[Hevel]

You do know there have been countless niggas on here who turned out to be fakecels after larping for years

Nvm than. Was wrong

 

[TooSomething]

whats going on in your car there is shit on the ground everyhwere.

Typical foid car, tbh.

 

[TooSomething]

Idk how old she is I know she's in her 40s

Wtf? How do you not know how oldd you mom is? Jfl

 

[TooSomething]

I have a theory that you are lying about this entire account and you actually are just making posts with your girlfriend who poses as your mother.

This is just a theory though mayne shieetttt dawg

This basically.

 

[Pancakecel]

She really said it's over for her

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Parody account.

 

[irishforeheadcel]

I have a sex doll. Theres a 99.999999999% chance thats gonna be the only pussy i ever fuck.

 

[pisser]

Nigga this isnt real