JFL My mom literally told me to go ER

[Deleted member 60]

I've had no appetite for weeks and constantly feel like throwing up. My dick committed suicide a while ago. Woke up with a fever today and my left nut been hurting. My piss is also very dark yellow.

Anyway, my mom said "Go ER" because I couldn't get out of bed today. I couldn't help but laugh. I wonder if she has an account on this site.

 

[iblamemyself]

 

[FukkenLoser]

Bruh go to the doctor

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Wtf with your mom

 

[Sadist]

How does your mom know the term "ER"?

also go to the doctor nigga

 

[Cuyen]

Based Mom
maybe she posts here

 

[SuperCheatBros]

She probably just meant "emergency room" tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 10234]

How does your mom know the term "ER"?

also go to the doctor nigga

ER=Emergency room for normies

They arent enlightened like us

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Based Mom
maybe she posts here

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You should probably go to the hospital bro

 

[Sadist]

ER=Emergency room for normies

They arent enlightened like us

oh shit you're right I forgot about that

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Guests: 32

 

[bakadesu]

u know what to do

 

[Salustio]

Kill your mom.

 

[builderseed]

I've been putting random thread into google translate.

Here's this post translated through several languages, then back to English:

In a few weeks I did not want to, and I thought I would throw it away. A few years ago, death committed suicide. Today the flu is falling and my back is hurting. My urine is also dark yellow.

However, my mother "disappeared", today I could not get out of bed. I can not laugh. I wonder if there is an order on this page.

 

[Guest2]

Based mothercel

You should probably go to the doctor or something. You seem quite ill.

 

[StaroRavager]

Mother knows best

 

[quinn24]

go er

 

[Mainländer]

...r

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

 

[grouchyspell]

Dude got on the doctor. In my non-professional advice (take at own risk).

1. If you can keep it down drink some water (you are probably dehydrated).

2. Try to eat bland foods and see if you can keep them down (crackers and ginger are a good starting point).

3. Acetomenaphine (Tylenol) can help with the fever.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

tbh

 

[Void]

Based mommy

 

[Remyx]

She probably just meant "emergency room" tbh ngl

 

[Insomniac]

First @incelkingkong and now you..

Go to the doctor bro. Don’t die on us.

 

[TINMAN]

It's cancer.

 

[Deleted member 265]

All the good posters are either gonna get banned or die.

 

[Weed]

delirium?

 

[Michael15651]

Sounds like a bad case of lumbago

 

[builderseed]

--. / ---
. / .-.

 

[fOreVER]

Go ER as your mother said

 

[Deleted member 15737]

All the good posters are either gonna get banned or die.

 

[iKillCucks]

Go ER as your mother said

 

[Psychonaut]

Get your ass to the doctor, dude
That's not supposed to happen

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I've had no appetite for weeks and constantly feel like throwing up. My dick committed suicide a while ago. Woke up with a fever today and my left nut been hurting. My piss is also very dark yellow.

Anyway, my mom said "Go ER" because I couldn't get out of bed today. I couldn't help but laugh. I wonder if she has an account on this site.

it's over for momhasanaccountonthissitecels

Based mommy

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

What time is it? Oh shit look;

you're gonna miss your appointment

 

[1984cel]

such is life for LDARcels

 

[Tension]

Kill your mom.

 

[Insomniac]

Those eyes man..

 

[Tension]

Those eyes man..

I think James Holmes might be the only other person who CreepyEyesmogs him tbh.

 

[Insomniac]

I think James Holmes might be the only other person who CreepyEyesmogs him tbh.

Damn. Gotta be MK Ultra or some shit..

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Guests: 32

Everyone should be forced to create an account to be able to view threads. Removes a lot of people too lazy and makes it easier to catch those that make it through.

 

[GoonCel]

hahaha imagine she posting here.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

this guy