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RageFuel my mom doesnt clean the fridge

Vendetta

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she cooked me some food and i ate it

and my stomach hurted like crazy so i checked the expiration date on the butter

IT EXPIRED FUCKING 6 MONTHS AGO :reeeeee:

so i had to take some ibuprofen to cope :feelsUgh:
 
My mom was like a 24/7 buttler and cleaner for me, I truly feel bad for her for spending so much time and money on me only for me to turn out a failure
 
You should put laxatives in her food to take revenge (in Hitman 3)
 
You should put laxatives in her food to take revenge (in Hitman 3)
bro i remember giving my friend a laxative chocolate in class a few yrs ago

and he had to shit so bad in class :lul:
 
bro i remember giving my friend a laxative chocolate in class a few yrs ago

and he had to shit so bad in class :lul:
Did you have a prescription or how did you get it ?
 
bro i remember giving my friend a laxative chocolate in class a few yrs ago

and he had to shit so bad in class :lul:
Chocolate laxative is the best candies ever!

I like to carefully remelt them and make huge "gold coins" with them out of gold looking foil!

They made great treats for all the Chad's and Stacie's in my classes...

Ofc, the ones I ate to prove how good they were were store made ones...
 
Chocolate laxative is the best candies ever!

I like to carefully remelt them and make huge "gold coins" with them out of gold looking foil!

They made great treats for all the Chad's and Stacie's in my classes...

Ofc, the ones I ate to prove how good they were were store made ones...
scientifcally tyou said thats not real because @erenyeager

is the main character..... that is very suspicous of the orange cat

i remember once me and @intellua_cellistic was eating peanut butter jelly sandwhich together

and this kid was taking a shit and we harrassed him while he was in the stall
 
My mom was like a 24/7 buttler and cleaner for me, I truly feel bad for her for spending so much time and money on me only for me to turn out a failure
My mom is always asking when I am going to college/get gf it is brutal. I am trying my best but life is rigged. If you dont have the looks it is impossible to make anything go as planed.
 

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