LifeFuel my mom bought the right lettuce this time

[Indari]

now I don't have to go ER

 

[Weirdcel]

That's it right there. Romaine hearts you can make lettuce wrap burgers

 

[Cali_Incel]

Good Job, Mom.

 

[builderseed]

thank fuck, I was getting worried your lettuce-related woes would never come to an end

 

[blackcel]

now I don't have to go ER
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AWW MOTHER FUGGIN HELL YISS TIME TO MAKE SOME SAMMICHES

 

[TheLivingFailure]

Yay!

 

[Deleted member 60]

I just got done yelling at my mom. I think she cried

 

[dungeonbrain]

don't get e coli

 

[blackletcel]

I just got done yelling at my mom. I think she cried

assert dominance

 

[Indari]

I just got done yelling at my mom. I think she cried

 

[Indari]

don't get e coli

oh fuck. it's in my state. im eating a salad this very second

 

[dungeonbrain]

oh fuck. it's in my state. im eating a salad this very second

Have fun shitting your intestines out

 

[Cali_Incel]

Oh shit better throw away that lettuce out.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/articl.../2018/05/romaine_lettuce_e_coli_outbrea_1.amp

 

[Indari]

Oh shit better throw away that lettuce out.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/articl.../2018/05/romaine_lettuce_e_coli_outbrea_1.amp

i already made my salad tho. if i get e coli and die that wouldn't be so bad.

why don't they recall stuff from their shelves with things like this happen though?

 

[Deleted member 3291]

 

[Indari]

Oh shit better throw away that lettuce out.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/articl.../2018/05/romaine_lettuce_e_coli_outbrea_1.amp

the brand of my lettuce is californian and according to the article the outbreak is arizona based so i might be safe

 

[Cali_Incel]

the brand of my lettuce is californian and according to the article the outbreak is arizona based so i might be safe

Let hope so.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

now I don't have to go ER
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Give mommy a nice mothers day present then.

 

[uglylifematters]

I just got done yelling at my mom. I think she cried

dang man. what did you say tbh

 

[EthnicelNL]

Are you niggas serious or doing a parody of r/tendies?

 

[Jockcel]

 

[Americanpsycho]

yummy

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Your life is getting better

 

[th62eathhts2]

Are you niggas serious or doing a parody of r/tendies?

naw mate this site is filled with children.

 

[EthnicelNL]

naw mate this site is filled with children.

Damn what a disappointment.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

 

[FeminismsCancer]

The lettucecel has ascended.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

i dont understand?

 

[Ritalincel]

The lettucecel has ascended.

 

[Kointo1]

don't get e coli

I want some e coli.

 

[dungeonbrain]

I want some e coli.

I don't. You're unlikely to die from it unless you're young/old or unhealthy. Most likely you'd just agonizingly shit your intestines out for a week.

 

[Kointo1]

I don't. You're unlikely to die from it unless you're young/old or unhealthy. Most likely you'd just agonizingly shit your intestines out for a week.

Fuck nvm then. I thought it would kill me, I didn't know much about it.

 

[Indari]

Fuck nvm then. I thought it would kill me, I didn't know much about it.

 

[Kointo1]

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3p1c

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[Indari]

3p1c

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[Lossphox]

Did you cash in your good boy point for it?

 

[Kointo1]

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