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My boomer mom was on her third glass of wine and was talking about highschool and college and the guys she liked. She said:
>"I really liked guys that were good at sports, I really liked them, oh my a guy who could score a touchdown or play basketball or do some extreme sports I was just all over"
>Dad responds with "I was never good at sports"
>Mom responds back with "Well good thing you didn't meet me when I was I was in highschool or college haha, good thing you met me after I started working"
>Can see look of despair on my dads face but he tries to hid it
>My mom drunkenly puts her head down on the kitchen table and looks up in that way that buzzed foids always do: "I really liked tall guys, I really really liked tall guys"
I almost threw my drink at her, WHAT THE FUCK? Why would you say that? What value did that add to the conversation? Its clear you were thinking about how much you REALLY LIKED tall guys when you were young.
The funny thing is I'm the total opposite of the guy she liked, and so was my dad when he was young. My mom is basically admitting we're inferior. I was so tempted to say:
>"I personally just want a girl with zero partnres, if they have even one they're not my type" but my mom would have freaked out.
>"I really liked guys that were good at sports, I really liked them, oh my a guy who could score a touchdown or play basketball or do some extreme sports I was just all over"
>Dad responds with "I was never good at sports"
>Mom responds back with "Well good thing you didn't meet me when I was I was in highschool or college haha, good thing you met me after I started working"
>Can see look of despair on my dads face but he tries to hid it
>My mom drunkenly puts her head down on the kitchen table and looks up in that way that buzzed foids always do: "I really liked tall guys, I really really liked tall guys"
I almost threw my drink at her, WHAT THE FUCK? Why would you say that? What value did that add to the conversation? Its clear you were thinking about how much you REALLY LIKED tall guys when you were young.
The funny thing is I'm the total opposite of the guy she liked, and so was my dad when he was young. My mom is basically admitting we're inferior. I was so tempted to say:
>"I personally just want a girl with zero partnres, if they have even one they're not my type" but my mom would have freaked out.