My life plan: Go marry a jailbait in Somalia

[incel-american]

As a somcel this looks like a legit plan.

 

[Mainländer]

>tfw you'll never be a cool pirate raiding ships, exchanging gunfire, living a "live fast, die young" lifestyle and fucking hot Horn of Africa JBs in Somalia

 

[Deleted member 677]

 

[Nakuro]

Going to Japan or korea to get my petite girl asian wife and after that took her to my country cuz Japan lifestyle sucks

 

[Barry]

they're gonna fucking chop your head off bro

 

[tooth monster]

>tfw you'll never be a cool pirate raiding ships, exchanging gunfire, living a "live fast, die young" lifestyle and fucking hot Horn of Africa JBs in Somalia

South Park had a great episode on this.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Make sure to kill people there to maximize your chances of getting a girl.

 

[happiless]

Jesus fuck at least go to South America, you can get some pretty good deals in some of those countries (according to stories I've read kind FBI sir).

 

[tanfeo]

Jesus fuck at least go to South America, you can get some pretty good deals in some of those countries (according to stories I've read kind FBI sir).

Yeah that's what I thought...But no, not true. In SA you will be even more incel than in your own turf.

 

[IHateMySelf]

If you go to somalia just be a pirate,bro.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Better bring some soap to wash that stank-puss first.

 

[LebaneseCel]

Just go to the Middle East or South America m8.

 

[Deleted member 60]

>tfw you'll never be a cool pirate raiding ships, exchanging gunfire, living a "live fast, die young" lifestyle and fucking hot Horn of Africa JBs in Somalia

 

[Robtical]

Better bring some soap to wash that stank-puss first.

To wash that Somelli pussy.