Soy my life is like a fantasy rpg video game women are summoners

[MountainGorilla]

classes:
witches
necromancers

women can summon an army of white knights, beta orbiters and simps like skeleton armies
women cast spells,
spelling
spelling bee
spelling book
you use language to spell words
women manipulate men by casting spells
spellbind
women use curses
witches brew
women sacrifice cook fetuses to make wtiches brew
abortion is a ritual
feetus deletus
witches brew is a potion
make up is a potion
make up is literally made from foreskins of babies (srs look it up)

women also like to read harry potter, a fantasy book

coincidence? I think not holy heckin batman popsicle, my life is like vidya, i'm the main character and I will smite these women tbhngl

 

[Izayacel]

You will smite No Ass

Your a Side character with -5x exp gain
-200% Droprate
Boss Penalty Debuff ( 25% Stat decrease while Entering Boss )

You are playing Hardcore as Default Mode .thats what your Life is