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[Fantasea]

I'm @Horatio Alger's Sex Ed teacher

Explicit Words/Phrases I learned from this forum

NTR: something to do with cuckoldry Broly bockshotting vegito: something gay Scat: fetish involving human feces (or feces in general?) @wereq.feelsdevil Vore: @Stupid Clown 's fetish of being eaten by another human Phantom cum: something 'bout orgasming without cumming (educated guess)...

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[Fantasea]

 

[Fantasea]

so @Horatio Alger u wanted to know how incels measure their pee pees? this is the formal answer:

To accurately measure penis size, ensure the penis is fully erect. For length, measure from the base (pubic bone) to the tip of the penis, pressing the measuring tape against the bone and pushing aside any fat or hair. For girth, wrap a tape measure around the thickest part of the shaft and note where it meets.

 

[Paladin]

Broly bockshotting vegito

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

so @Horatio Alger u wanted to know how incels measure their pee pees? this is the formal answer:

To accurately measure penis size, ensure the penis is fully erect. For length, measure from the base (pubic bone) to the tip of the penis, pressing the measuring tape against the bone and pushing aside any fat or hair. For girth, wrap a tape measure around the thickest part of the shaft and note where it meets.

That sounds hard to do

What is a pubic bone?

 

[Fantasea]

That sounds hard to do

What is a pubic bone?

u know the hairy part with a fat pad just above ur dick? take a ruler and jam it till it bleeds.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

u know the hairy part with a fat pad just above ur dick? take a ruler and jam it till it bleeds.

I have no idea what that even means

Is the bleeding part sarcasm?

 

[Fantasea]

I have no idea what that even means

This is a female anatomy pic cuz I don't want to get banned. but u can see where the female reproductive system is labelled (pink shit)? the part below the belly button and above the connected hips? that's the pubic area. for a guy your cock will be right under it. you place the ruler above ur cock and push it into the pubic area (sink it through the fat pad) then take a measurement

Is the bleeding part sarcasm?

yes the joke is that dicklets will break their pubic bone if it means getting an extra half-inch.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

This is a female anatomy pic cuz I don't want to get banned. but u can see where the female reproductive system is labelled (pink shit)? the part below the belly button and above the connected hips? that's the pubic area. for a guy your cock will be right under it. you place the ruler above ur cock and push it into the pubic area (sink it through the fat pad) then take a measurement

yes the joke is that dicklets will break their pubic bone if it means getting an extra half-inch.

Is the fat pad supposed to be testes?

 

[Fantasea]

Is the fat pad supposed to be testes?

no forget that term. just jam the ruler above ur erect penis until u feel a hard surface and it's too uncomfortable to continue

 

[Fantasea]

no forget that term. just jam the ruler above ur erect penis and until u feel a hard surface and it's too uncomfortable to continue

make sure to look up Rias Gremory at the same time for optimal results.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

no forget that term. just jam the ruler above ur erect penis until u feel a hard surface and it's too uncomfortable to continue

make sure to look up Rias Gremory at the same time for optimal results.

I think I know how to do it now

Thank you

 

[Fantasea]

I think I know how to do it now

Thank you

good luck and we don't need to know the results