JFL My landlord told me how to kill myself

[Smitty]

I kif you not, I was getting the keys toy new little flat and the guy was like, "you can jump out this window if you want to die".
jfl its so obvious people know I am depressed the first time they look at me, just like women immediately kniw if you are still a virgin.

 

[radishman]

Least he knows he ain't getting that last month's check.

 

[Animecel2D]

brutal thing for him to say

 

[Spite]

best sales pitch for an incel ngl

 

[nazianime]

best sales pitch for an incel ngl

True, at least the man is honest. 10/10 sales pitch

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

sounds fake. a landlord wants you to slave and pay him every month, not for tenants to kill themselves

 

[Cyrrow]

sounds fake. a landlord wants you to slave and pay him every month, not for tenants to kill themselves

He probably suspects OP has nobody to check on him & has automatic payment.
Landlord is going to convince him to kill himself & hide the body so he can get another tenant for more income

 

[ihaveno1]

The nerve of some fuckers

 

[Deleted member 301]

Least he knows he ain't getting that last month's check.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Lmao

 

[Deleted member 21324]

brutal thing for him to say

 

[Emba]

He probably suspects OP has nobody to check on him & has automatic payment.
Landlord is going to convince him to kill himself & hide the body so he can get another tenant for more income

Brutal haunted aptpill bro!

 

[Words2_live_bye]

best sales pitch for an incel ngl

 

[Deleted member 24256]

sounds fake. a landlord wants you to slave and pay him every month, not for tenants to kill themselves