Fuck.
How old are they?
And do you know how many other applicants there are? What's the job position?
And do you know how many other applicants there are? What's the job position?
42cel said:
Idk they both look about mid 30's, i know they are interviewing atleast one other person on the same day. Job position is business admin apprenticeship.
I somehow aced a job interview with two FHOs on my last birthday.
I lasted a week in the job. kek
Make sure you answer their questions fully, ask them if you've covered everything and keep your body language neutral. Godspeed, brother.
I lasted a week in the job. kek
Make sure you answer their questions fully, ask them if you've covered everything and keep your body language neutral. Godspeed, brother.
Chad would fuck them after the interview. What will u do?
I wish you best of luck!
I wish you best of luck!
The 5 fatal questions for an incel:
Why did you choose our company? [I just need a job for earning an income, duh]
Why should we choose you over another candidate? [You really shouldn't but I'm trying to shoehorn you into hiring me]
What are your strengths? [none]
What are your weaknesses? [where do I start?]
What are your hobbies? [incels.is]
Why did you choose our company? [I just need a job for earning an income, duh]
Why should we choose you over another candidate? [You really shouldn't but I'm trying to shoehorn you into hiring me]
What are your strengths? [none]
What are your weaknesses? [where do I start?]
What are your hobbies? [incels.is]
I
LOL at a job in the business sector as an incel
STEM is our only hope
STEM is our only hope
Get ready to lie your ass off
I wouldn't pass the interview
FeminismsCancer said:
the accuracy
uglylifematters said:
I passed my incel certification. Job interviews? Not so much.
FeminismsCancer said:
ever gotten past the interview?
uglylifematters said:
When I was very young I did for low-paying stupid jobs but never for anything more advanced where they literally ask those questions.
Allblueeeee said:
Guaranteed job and sex. What doesn't chad have?
FeminismsCancer said:
did you do something wrong in the interview or do you think it was your looks?
uglylifematters said:
I think it was failing the 5 Q's and my extreme introversion. Discriminating on looks would actually be illegal so they can't make it obvious.
Allblueeeee said:
The CEO is interviewing me ( its a small business) and she is definitely Milf tier, although ive always had a thing for older women tbh.
FeminismsCancer said:
too real LOL
FeminismsCancer said:
sucks because I'm introverted to, not to mention my extremely high inhib. worried I won't ever be able to get a job. is there hope? did you find one?
uglylifematters said:
I've given up, basementcel.
FeminismsCancer said:
its over
D
FeminismsCancer said:
Lol this is so true.
Suicel said:
"[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Cope, cope, cope your boat, cope until you're free. Kys, kys, kys, kys, life isn't meant to be."[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Perfect 10 is fucking chad, fucking chad, fucking chad[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Perfect 10 is fucking chad, it's so over.[/font]
A lot of interview answers are bullshit public-relations-speak. They normally ask about your experience though, so you have to explain how you got that experience.
Why did you choose our company?
I know the good reputation of your company and wanted to develop my career and skills in assisting the company in it's vision.
Why should we choose you over another candidate?
I am a hard worker, trustworthy and eager to learn.
What are your strengths?
I am experienced with IT, am analytical and I minimize my mistakes. I am a good team player.
What are your weaknesses?
Not as strong with dealing with people, but I am working on that and improving.
What are your hobbies?
Documentaries, studying, sport and spending time with friends and family.
Why did you choose our company?
I know the good reputation of your company and wanted to develop my career and skills in assisting the company in it's vision.
Why should we choose you over another candidate?
I am a hard worker, trustworthy and eager to learn.
What are your strengths?
I am experienced with IT, am analytical and I minimize my mistakes. I am a good team player.
What are your weaknesses?
Not as strong with dealing with people, but I am working on that and improving.
What are your hobbies?
Documentaries, studying, sport and spending time with friends and family.
fucking brutal. May St. BlackOps2Cel be with you
Good luck. Job interviews are the fucking worst
Good luck, my friend.
Damn, best of luck.
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