Story My incel friend got laid...

[TheCrock]

to rest after hanging himself at the age of 23. Even though there was no damage to his face, it was decided by everyone that it be a closed casket funeral.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Does he use this website?

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Does he use this website?

Probably on HeavenOS

 

[JustinSane]

it was decided by everyone that it be a closed casket funeral.

Brutal incel trait.

Being too ugly to have a open casket service.

 

[masterwizard]

Even though there was no damage to his face, it was decided by everyone that it be a closed casket funeral.

Usually because hanging makes you look absolutely horrendous, eyes bulging out, tongue swollen and purple black like a big fat slug sausage. Also if no-one found the body for 2 days and it was in a warm flat/house, decomposition would have already been too far gone to have an open casket.

 

[Shigechi]

Good for him, i envy him tbh.

 

[TheCrock]

Usually because hanging makes you look absolutely horrendous, eyes bulging out, tongue swollen and purple black like a big fat slug sausage. Also if no-one found the body for 2 days and it was in a warm flat/house, decomposition would have already been too far gone to have an open casket.

It's a joke, I guess ODing would've worked better.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

When a foid ropes, it makes national news. But when a man ropes, its just another statistic... Sadly men are disposable.

 

[Newbie17]

Couragemogs me from Alaska to Minsk

 

[MuslimCell]

Probably on HeavenOS

He is probably roasting in hell right now,. No 72 virgin for him . Poor soul.

 

[zangano1]

Based, we will all get laid in the end

 

[esoteric]

if heaven is real it should be for incels and failed normies only

everyone else should literally go to hell especially chad

 

[nazianime]

Well at least he ACCENDED to heaven.

 

[N-Digger]

May he be born as a gigachad in the next life, or ascend to incel heaven and be with the saints Elliot and Blackops2cel forever singing the praises of the blackpill.

 

[noosesupply]

Usually because hanging makes you look absolutely horrendous, eyes bulging out, tongue swollen and purple black like a big fat slug sausage. Also if no-one found the body for 2 days and it was in a warm flat/house, decomposition would have already been too far gone to have an open casket.

this, dead people dont look pretty unless they got cooled not short after the death

 

[happiless]

Good for him, i envy him tbh.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

He is probably roasting in hell right now,. No 72 virgin for him . Poor soul.

Heaven is reserved for Chad, Chang, Chaddam and Chadpreet. Any roping incels will be sucking Satans cum out of foids who aborted their child.

 

[KingChemist]

Based, we will all get laid in the end

I am sorry but where did this optimism come from? You need some more blackpills?

 

[Mrpvolts]

When a foid ropes, it makes national news. But when a man ropes, its just another statistic... Sadly men are disposable.

 

[Sweedee]

 

[Deleted member 6657]

I am sorry but where did this optimism come from? You need some more blackpills?

We will all get laid...
To rest in peace when we can't cope anymore.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Based tbh

 

[KingChemist]

We will all get laid...
To rest in peace when we can't cope anymore.

Aw. Ok

 

[Ropemaxx]

to rest after hanging himself at the age of 23. Even though there was no damage to his face, it was decided by everyone that it be a closed casket funeral.

Lmao nice bait, wp man and rip to your buddy boyo, he’s in a better place now

 

[Uglyme]

My condolences

 

[Deleted member 21514]

He's in a better place now, or maybe not but at least he doesn't live a miserable life anymore rip

 

[Tallcel]

>incel
>got laid

Pick one

Did you read anything but the title?

 

[ChinaCurry]

At least he's in a better place now OP

 

[Emba]

Mogs me because dead... and gets a casket, instead of a bag-in-a-box.

 

[zombie]

 

[Sans]

Did you read anything but the title?

Shit.