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JFL My incel friend fucked a granny!

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So one of my incel friends is a NEET living on welfare of $300 a week, he ends up spending it all on basic survival needs like rent, clothes, food in addition to spending on recreation (particularly his drug habit).

He is ugly as fuck so he can’t get women using his looks and he doesn’t have money left over (after paying his bills) to be able to escortcel.

So one day he told me that he was drinking cheap alcohol with one of his druggie friends (who is a 50 year old homeless man living in his uncle’s garage), in the empty car park of a shopping centre at 11pm (car park was empty cos shopping centre closed at 10pm, also it’s a strange age gap cos my friend is 22 years old himself)

Then apparently that 50 year old friend of his invited a 57 year old female friend to join the 50 year old man and my friend (my friend had never met her before).

My friend said that he was horny from not having sex in over a year so he started touching this granny’s legs and trying to seduce her, eventually she agreed to go with him and they went back to his place and had sex, my friend told me that the granny despite having poor looks due to age, exhibited lot of sexual experience in bed and gave a good performance, he said she was very skilled at providing pleasure.

Ever since then I keep making fun of him and bullying him because he fucked a granny, eventually I mentally fucked him up so badly that out of frustration, anger and SHAME at the fact that he fucked a granny, he changed his Facebook messenger nickname to “granny fucker”

Honestly, this is what inceldom does to a man, when prime young fertile women reject a man because he is ugly and has no money, he ends up being faced with the choice of fucking grannies or being a sexless incel, and sadly sometimes out of desperation the incel may choose to fuck the granny.

It’s sad but funny at the same time


:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Why do I feel bad for the 50 year old guy here?
 
yes, but volcel if you wouldn’t :smonk:
 
That "incel friend" is you

Lol nah I wagecuck so I have money to spend on a good-looking escort once a week, but even if I was in my friend’s situation, I’d rather be a sexless incel than to fuck a granny.

that’s not ascension. It’s descension
 
honestly i would take the granny. When you cum it feels the same.
 
Why do I feel bad for the 50 year old guy here?

The 50 year old guy (his name is Dale) actually has a sad story. He was married and had kids until his wife left him, took the kids and ran off with another man. (Dale was 40 years old at the time, this happened 10 years ago).

When he went to see his kids he saw that his wife’s new boyfriend had beaten his kids as evident in bruises.

Dale called the police to inform that his children were beaten. When the police arrived, instead of arresting his wife’s new boyfriend, they beat up dale instead cos they thought dale was the one who beat his own kids.

Eventually he became depressed and could no longer hold down a job, so he ended up becoming homeless and that’s been his situation for the last 10 years
 
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honestly i would take the granny. When you cum it feels the same.
:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:

While chad is fucking stacies using looks, while normie and incel men are fucking Stacy escorts using money, broke ugly men like yourself (who have neither money nor looks) are resorting to fucking wrinkled ancient prehistoric grannies from the age of the dinosaur period.

This is just sad, it’s not even funny anymore
 
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The 50 year old guy (his name is Dale) actually has a sad story. He was married and had kids until his wife left him, took the kids and ran off with another man. (This happened 10 years ago).

When he went to see his kids he saw that his wife’s new boyfriend had beaten his kids as evident in bruises.

Dale called the police to inform that his children were beaten. When the police arrived, instead of arresting his wife’s new boyfriend, they beat up dale instead cos they thought dale was the one who beat his own kids.

Eventually he became depressed and could no longer hold down a job, so eventually became homeless and that’s been his situation for the last 10 years
What the fuck?:fuk:
 
Sad shit, man.
 
So one of my incel friends is a NEET living on welfare of $300 a week, he ends up spending it all on basic survival needs like rent, clothes, food in addition to spending on recreation (particularly his drug habit).

He is ugly as fuck so he can’t get women using his looks and he doesn’t have money left over (after paying his bills) to be able to escortcel.

So one day he told me that he was drinking cheap alcohol with one of his druggie friends (who is a 50 year old homeless man living in his uncle’s garage), in the empty car park of a shopping centre at 11pm (car park was empty cos shopping centre closed at 10pm, also it’s a strange age gap cos my friend is 22 years old himself)

Then apparently that 50 year old friend of his invited a 57 year old female friend to join the 50 year old man and my friend (my friend had never met her before).

My friend said that he was horny from not having sex in over a year so he started touching this granny’s legs and trying to seduce her, eventually she agreed to go with him and they went back to his place and had sex, my friend told me that the granny despite having poor looks due to age, exhibited lot of sexual experience in bed and gave a good performance, he said she was very skilled at providing pleasure.

Ever since then I keep making fun of him and bullying him because he fucked a granny, eventually I mentally fucked him up so badly that out of frustration, anger and SHAME at the fact that he fucked a granny, he changed his Facebook messenger nickname to “granny fucker”

Honestly, this is what inceldom does to a man, when prime young fertile women reject a man because he is ugly and has no money, he ends up being faced with the choice of fucking grannies or being a sexless incel, and sadly sometimes out of desperation the incel may choose to fuck the granny.

It’s sad but funny at the same time


:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

I would prefer to make my head explode with a shotgun than being in the situation of any of those 2 men.
 
based and grannypilled
Grannypill
 
The 50 year old guy (his name is Dale) actually has a sad story. He was married and had kids until his wife left him, took the kids and ran off with another man. (This happened 10 years ago).

When he went to see his kids he saw that his wife’s new boyfriend had beaten his kids as evident in bruises.

Dale called the police to inform that his children were beaten. When the police arrived, instead of arresting his wife’s new boyfriend, they beat up dale instead cos they thought dale was the one who beat his own kids.

Eventually he became depressed and could no longer hold down a job, so eventually became homeless and that’s been his situation for the last 10 years

She should kill both his ex and her bf, and then commit not alive in Minecraft.
 
"Incel"friend

proceeds to tell us how his friend gets laid effortlessly.

ok.
 
Drugs and pussy the easiest combo. BASED :blackpill:
 
"Incel"friend

proceeds to tell us how his friend gets laid effortlessly.

ok.

Fucking a 57yo granny as a 22yo doesn't count as ascending, it's a pathetic cope, just like "turning gay".
 
@Broly that's how broly is transgender I bullied him yesterday so much he changed avatar but today I see he came back to his natural habitat
 
Fucking a granny doesn't count as ascending, it's a pathetic cope, just like "turning gay".
Not even grannies would let me fuck them like that :fuk:
 
with a granny dude
Fucking a 57yo granny as a 22yo doesn't count as ascending, it's a pathetic cope, just like "turning gay".
:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:

While chad is fucking stacies using looks, while normie and incel men are fucking Stacy escorts using money, broke ugly men like yourself (who have neither money nor looks) are resorting to fucking wrinkled ancient prehistoric grannies from the age of the dinosaur period.

This is just sad, it’s not even funny anymore
are you telling me you would not? https://www.reddit.com/r/gilf/
 
Well this one is true misery jfl about it
Cracking Up Lol GIF
 
are you telling me you would not? https://www.reddit.com/r/gilf/
I would. Some of grannies look top notch. But for free of course. If not that gtfo. But I agree it is not for everybody. I have also fetish with milfs so some grannies that have good genetics plus take care of themselves will appeal to me
 
The 50 year old guy (his name is Dale) actually has a sad story. He was married and had kids until his wife left him, took the kids and ran off with another man. (Dale was 40 years old at the time, this happened 10 years ago).

When he went to see his kids he saw that his wife’s new boyfriend had beaten his kids as evident in bruises.

Dale called the police to inform that his children were beaten. When the police arrived, instead of arresting his wife’s new boyfriend, they beat up dale instead cos they thought dale was the one who beat his own kids.

Eventually he became depressed and could no longer hold down a job, so he ended up becoming homeless and that’s been his situation for the last 10 years
Holy fuck
 
"Incel"friend

proceeds to tell us how his friend gets laid effortlessly.

ok.

Maybe I know because he told me?

And I doubt he is lying, people only lie if lying about something causes others to perceive them positively, Therefore there’s no logical reason for him to lie and say something which would make me judge him negatively.

Anyways, I don’t care if you think this story is about myself and not my friend, what you think in your mind doesn’t change the fact that I’m getting consistent enjoyment In my life from fucking an extremely beautiful escort once a week.

other people’s perception of my reality has no effect on what I am actually experiencing in my reality.

My reality is what it is, irregardless of what anyone may think
 
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:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke: only :soy: soydittors could fuck it
 
But nevertheless gilfs are only for fucking. But nevertheless I got that feeling it ain't right. Gilf should be utilized
 
Pays for prostitutes and laughs at his friend for fucking a granny. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
backstabing nigga. Once with me once against me. Bitch ass nigga. You behave like a whore

I’m always with you my brother, I was just joking with you, I don’t fight my incel brothers, I fight ALONGSIDE my incel brothers against our common enemy: the Jews who control the world.
 
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Yeah because fucking a 10/10 Stacy escort is totally the same as fucking a 2/10 granny.

Turnip IQ
Imagine thinking you have the moral high ground when in fact you're even lower.
 
How does one even pop a boner over a granny :feelspuke:
 
Jewish lies
blue is color of heaven and heaven was made by a god. God was made by jews. Your character has blue hair. Trannies are made by jews. You are jewish tranny.
 
@Zer0/∞ chudur budur would count this as ascension aye? I remember he really badly wanted to fuck grannies
 
@Zer0/∞ chudur budur would count this as ascension aye? I remember he really badly wanted to fuck grannies
Your friend is a true disciple of the Chudur Budur pill. :bigbrain:
 
Was it a grey hair level granny?
 
Was it a grey hair level granny?

I don’t know such details, I was just told that she was 57, If I had to guess then yeah she most likely had grey hair and a few wrinkles
 
Yeah because fucking a 10/10 Stacy escort is totally the same as fucking a 2/10 granny.

Turnip IQ

You can have a Prime Stacy for € 50,- but she wouldn't kiss you or hug you. It's cold and emotionless...

At least the NEETcel from the OP actually got someone to do it with him free or charge.
 
I've seen many late 50s that were fuckable (teachers, friends of older family member etc)
When the skin starts to get really loose is usually 70s but it depends
Some noodles look like they are 30 in their 50s
Need a picture

but still....

The Wire Laugh GIF


tell your buddy to stick to the drugs or drugmax for a young crackhead

Noodles are hot at almost any age. White women have an expiration date, for most it's around 40 but for British women it's around 30. Noodles look good well into their 60's and some look fuckable in their 70's (saw one in the supermarket in her 80's that still looks better than 99% of White Foids).
 
fat granny pouse to cum in without worrying about preggers is a legit good find. creampie all the way
 
Noodles are hot at almost any age. White women have an expiration date, for most it's around 40 but for British women it's around 30. Noodles look good well into their 60's and some look fuckable in their 70's (saw one in the supermarket in her 80's that still looks better than 99% of White Foids).
It's true. Asian women post-wall look about 960 years old. But they seem to hit the wall VERY late...
 
So one of my incel friends is a NEET living on welfare of $300 a week, he ends up spending it all on basic survival needs like rent, clothes, food in addition to spending on recreation (particularly his drug habit).

He is ugly as fuck so he can’t get women using his looks and he doesn’t have money left over (after paying his bills) to be able to escortcel.

So one day he told me that he was drinking cheap alcohol with one of his druggie friends (who is a 50 year old homeless man living in his uncle’s garage), in the empty car park of a shopping centre at 11pm (car park was empty cos shopping centre closed at 10pm, also it’s a strange age gap cos my friend is 22 years old himself)

Then apparently that 50 year old friend of his invited a 57 year old female friend to join the 50 year old man and my friend (my friend had never met her before).

My friend said that he was horny from not having sex in over a year so he started touching this granny’s legs and trying to seduce her, eventually she agreed to go with him and they went back to his place and had sex, my friend told me that the granny despite having poor looks due to age, exhibited lot of sexual experience in bed and gave a good performance, he said she was very skilled at providing pleasure.

Ever since then I keep making fun of him and bullying him because he fucked a granny, eventually I mentally fucked him up so badly that out of frustration, anger and SHAME at the fact that he fucked a granny, he changed his Facebook messenger nickname to “granny fucker”

Honestly, this is what inceldom does to a man, when prime young fertile women reject a man because he is ugly and has no money, he ends up being faced with the choice of fucking grannies or being a sexless incel, and sadly sometimes out of desperation the incel may choose to fuck the granny.

It’s sad but funny at the same time


:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
@Dregster666 @Zer0/∞ average day in the life of chudur budur
 

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