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Serious My Halloween mission against the jews

Man I thought you were dead or something. I was thinking that some kike may have shot you dead or some CIA agent caught you and sent you to some MK ultra 2.0 experiment. I was about to make a thread titled "Rest in peace, @Darth_Aurelius"

Thank God you responded just in time, I'm just glad you are alive :feelskek:
Haha man, it will take more then a few jews to stop me brother! The only possibility of my actually dying at the hands of the jews would be if I were to ever muster the courage and fortitude to join my honorable Mujahedeen brothers in their fight against the vile jew idf scum.
 
The mission was over before it began. I had about half a fifth of cognac to drink to set me up for the evening before I rolled out and as soon as I got to the public street in front of my house I encountered a black undercover Chevy Tahoe belonging to my local police department.
It never began for based SS jihadicels :feelsrope:

While I could have persisted in my honorable efforts to assail the jews with all manner of Nazi propaganda, the fact that I was already heavily inebriated, driving my vehicle on a public roadway and fully attired in the uniform of an SS officer led me to exercise better judgement and in so doing, I returned back to my headquarters.
prudent judgement, tovarishch

best of luck in your future endeavours

I did enjoy finishing off the bottle of cognac that evening and watching Revenge of the Sith while imagining that the incel movement could one day aspire to emulate the Machiavellian machinations of Darth Sidious and take over this entire cucked country. I hope I didn't let you down man.
the jews are animals, and incel jihadis will slaughter them like animals inshallah
 
It never began for based SS jihadicels :feelsrope:


prudent judgement, tovarishch

best of luck in your future endeavours


the jews are animals, and incel jihadis will slaughter them like animals inshallah
Haha I love your posts brocel and that last one was a work of magnificent poetry worthy of ER himself. I think that UC police vehicle could have conceivably been a federal stakeout of my residence as I haven't seen it in the area since that night. Perhaps the worst conspiratorial fantasies of the most paranoid and delusional minds of autistic users here might actually be true.

And yes, Anakin is a personal inspiration and hero of mine as I know he likewise served to inspire ER in his own holy crusade against foidkind.
 
Lol some juice in the first page of our newspaper demanded us to thank them for all the things they done.

Yes. Thanks for lowering mens testosterone, creating women empower bs and buying the dating market (match group) while labeling cold approaching men as creeps, to piss 80% men off.

Based thread.
 
Lol some juice in the first page of our newspaper demanded us to thank them for all the things they done.

Yes. Thanks for lowering mens testosterone, creating women empower bs and buying the dating market (match group) while labeling cold approaching men as creeps, to piss 80% men off.

Based thread.
Thank you for sharing that entirely unsurprising information about your own local conclave of the chosen people. They are invidious in their ability to exploit the credulity and general stupidity of most people in furtherance of their own entirely self-serving ends. Just look at the continued, nearly unequivocal support which the JewSA is giving to israel, notwithstanding the UN's active denunciation of its policies and strategies towards Gaza and the Palestinians. No other country in the world would receive the same level of support if it had been identified as potentially complicit in war crimes and its only because the jewish masters of the US domestic political universe have decreed that the goyim pay to finance their liquidation of the Muslims. May Allah one day grant me the strength to join my Mujahedeen brothers in the fight against these jews.
 

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