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It's Over My grandma found my lube

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This is really bad guys today my grandma came over to my house because she does that a few times a year. So I hid my sexdolls in my closet like I always do. If she found out I had them, she would disown my mom, so she told me dont EVER let her find my dolls but today I fucked up. I ordered on amazon some lube because I was running out and she opened the package and this is what she saw jfl
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She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded thats what you get for opening my shit :feelsLSD:
My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight. This was a close call guys shes now suspects of some tom foolery in my room she will someday find the doll and my mom will throw it away cant let that happen but I think ill be ok.
 
I'm killing myself
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atleast she didnt get a heart attack
 
Another kids.is moment
 
 
Give that dry old cunt a few squirts of the stuff bro
 
fuck your g ma bro
 
She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded
You REALLY need Jesus in your life man. I mean, I'm not trying to shame you for having to fuck a doll, but I'd be embarrassed af if I was living with it at my parents house. This is coming from a dude who has done drugs in front of my mom.
 
typical christcuck bs
 
Fuck Sauce CUM
 
This is really bad guys today my grandma came over to my house because she does that a few times a year. So I hid my sexdolls in my closet like I always do. If she found out I had them, she would disown my mom, so she told me dont EVER let her find my dolls but today I fucked up. I ordered on amazon some lube because I was running out and she opened the package and this is what she saw jfl
She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded thats what you get for opening my shit :feelsLSD:
My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight. This was a close call guys shes now suspects of some tom foolery in my room she will someday find the doll and my mom will throw it away cant let that happen but I think ill be ok.
Hide it in the basement.
 
atleast she didnt get a heart attack
That would have solved all their problems.
His mum would get the inherritance because granny couldn't change her will that fast and he would be able to keep his sexdoll.

Win-win.
 
Making up stories for inkwell forum
 
Strange to give someone a lecture on morality after opening their mail, which itself is immoral and illegal!

atleast she didnt get a heart attack

That's true.
 
This is really bad guys today my grandma came over to my house because she does that a few times a year. So I hid my sexdolls in my closet like I always do. If she found out I had them, she would disown my mom, so she told me dont EVER let her find my dolls but today I fucked up. I ordered on amazon some lube because I was running out and she opened the package and this is what she saw jfl
She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded thats what you get for opening my shit :feelsLSD:
My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight. This was a close call guys shes now suspects of some tom foolery in my room she will someday find the doll and my mom will throw it away cant let that happen but I think ill be ok.
Holy fuck, based mom, you're lucky dude
 
forrseeeen would NebER
 

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