It's Over My grandma found my lube

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

This is really bad guys today my grandma came over to my house because she does that a few times a year. So I hid my sexdolls in my closet like I always do. If she found out I had them, she would disown my mom, so she told me dont EVER let her find my dolls but today I fucked up. I ordered on amazon some lube because I was running out and she opened the package and this is what she saw jfl

Spoiler: Lube

She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded thats what you get for opening my shit
My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight. This was a close call guys shes now suspects of some tom foolery in my room she will someday find the doll and my mom will throw it away cant let that happen but I think ill be ok.

 

[Scatius Deletus]

I'm killing myself

 

[nevergetsanybetter]

I need a gf and I need one now

I'm killing myself
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[kaijicel]

atleast she didnt get a heart attack

 

[DefeatedIncel]

 

[oldNgreycel]

Another kids.is moment

 

[zephyr]

atleast she didnt get a heart attack

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

over

 

[Grodd]

 

[shameless]

I think ill be ok.

Jinxed it again award

 

[Emba]

Give that dry old cunt a few squirts of the stuff bro

 

[Adolf Kitler]

 

[VPSCel]

responded thats what you get for opening my shit

personality chad

 

[SubhumanGamer]

fuck your g ma bro

 

[NIKOCADO AVOCADO]

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded

You REALLY need Jesus in your life man. I mean, I'm not trying to shame you for having to fuck a doll, but I'd be embarrassed af if I was living with it at my parents house. This is coming from a dude who has done drugs in front of my mom.

 

[Starfish Vs Koala]

typical christcuck bs

 

[TheCatMan]

Fuck Sauce CUM

 

[KinkyKanga]

over

 

[TooSomething]

This is really bad guys today my grandma came over to my house because she does that a few times a year. So I hid my sexdolls in my closet like I always do. If she found out I had them, she would disown my mom, so she told me dont EVER let her find my dolls but today I fucked up. I ordered on amazon some lube because I was running out and she opened the package and this is what she saw jfl

Spoiler: Lube

View attachment 1360411

She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded thats what you get for opening my shit
My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight. This was a close call guys shes now suspects of some tom foolery in my room she will someday find the doll and my mom will throw it away cant let that happen but I think ill be ok.

Hide it in the basement.

 

[TooSomething]

atleast she didnt get a heart attack

That would have solved all their problems.
His mum would get the inherritance because granny couldn't change her will that fast and he would be able to keep his sexdoll.

Win-win.

 

[Ernst22]

My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight

tell her to use it on you as an apology

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

typical christcuck bs

 

[edgelordcel]

typical christcuck bs

 

[justuseless]

Making up stories for inkwell forum

 

[Hoppipolla]

Strange to give someone a lecture on morality after opening their mail, which itself is immoral and illegal!

atleast she didnt get a heart attack

That's true.

 

[iicc66]

This is really bad guys today my grandma came over to my house because she does that a few times a year. So I hid my sexdolls in my closet like I always do. If she found out I had them, she would disown my mom, so she told me dont EVER let her find my dolls but today I fucked up. I ordered on amazon some lube because I was running out and she opened the package and this is what she saw jfl

Spoiler: Lube

View attachment 1360411

She was so disgusted and started talking about jesus and all that crap and I responded thats what you get for opening my shit
My mom had to act pissed off so she took it away but she will give it back later tonight. This was a close call guys shes now suspects of some tom foolery in my room she will someday find the doll and my mom will throw it away cant let that happen but I think ill be ok.

Holy fuck, based mom, you're lucky dude

 

[Fortress Resolution]

Another kids.is moment

 

[Jud Pottah]

forrseeeen would NebER