LifeFuel My goal is to become professional slot machine gambler

[Saysitsover]

I believe I can hit jackpots very often on the machine. I lost $305 at the casino yesterday and the old woman next to me said I have to bet higher for each spin to make money. I’m not sure if it will work. Can slot machine tell you are incel? I really need to make it big in this industry

 

[Saysitsover]

How can this be done

 

[Saysitsover]

I can’t play table games it must be slots

 

[Saysitsover]

Slots only

 

[Orzmund]

How much money have you lost gambling?

 

[Saysitsover]

How much money have you lost gambling?

Over two thousand dollars I’m tryin g to get better at the slots however

 

[CroatianManlet]

Over two thousand dollars I’m tryin g to get better at the slots however

you can't get better its just a rigged jewish scam to take your money

 

[Saysitsover]

you can't get better its just a rigged jewish scam to take your money

What do you mean I see old people playing there they are pros cause they would run out of money if they didn’t

 

[Saysitsover]

Yes

 

[Saysitsover]

It duifuel

 

[Saysitsover]

Bro its over

How

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

you can't get better its just a rigged jewish scam to take your money

 

[future&$]

Over two thousand dollars I’m tryin g to get better at the slots however

Mate your addicted, stop now

 

[Robespierre]

I'd rather play roulette, it looks more reliable. You make a minimum bet on a color, if lucky - repeat, if unlucky - double the bet, for example, 100>200>400>800 etc.

 

[Saysitsover]

Mate your addicted, stop now

I’m trying to do this professional. You need to invest in it to get good

 

[Mayocel]

I’m trying to do this professional. You need to invest in it to get good

Slot machines are literally programmed to be riggable however the casino wants. You can remotely set how often it pays out and how much.

There is probably also a randomization algorithm to make it less obvious, so you wouldn't notice that you win every 10 times you play.

You are better off gambling against real people. At least then there is a minuscule possibility of winning.

 

[Saysitsover]

Slot machines are literally programmed to be riggable however the casino wants. You can remotely set how often it pays out and how much.

There is probably also a randomization algorithm to make it less obvious, so you wouldn't notice that you win every 10 times you play.

You are better off gambling against real people. At least then there is a minuscule possibility of winning.

I have 78 IQ I can’t do table game. I need to learn to play slots and win more than loss

 

[Saysitsover]

I'd rather play roulette, it looks more reliable. You make a minimum bet on a color, if lucky - repeat, if unlucky - double the bet, for example, 100>200>400>800 etc.

I don’t get roulette I’m slots only

 

[Incel_marxist_carni]

Slots are rigged, the casino decides how much it pays and how often it pays. They decide how much you are allowed to win from the slot, for example the slot let's you win 1000$, after that it's 100% certain you will lose all of your money since the slot is programmed to stop paying you after a certain amount. Only intelligent way to do progressive betting on slots is by switching the slots machines you play on while maintaining the bet progression.

The likelihood of winning anything big on slot machines is still rather low even with progressive betting.

Play blackjack instead, if you are smart and have some luck it's quite easy to 10x your bankroll rather quickly.

If you wanna play it safe you can either do martingale (with a bankroll that you can afford to lose), or card counting. Card counting works fine but it will take a lot of effort and time.

 

[Saysitsover]

Slots are rigged, the casino decides how much it pays and how often it pays. They decide how much you are allowed to win from the slot, for example the slot let's you win 1000$, after that it's 100% certain you will lose all of your money since the slot is programmed to stop paying you after a certain amount. Only intelligent way to do progressive betting on slots is by switching the slots machines you play on while maintaining the bet progression.

The likelihood of winning anything big on slot machines is still rather low even with progressive betting.

Play blackjack instead, if you are smart and have some luck it's quite easy to 10x your bankroll rather quickly.

If you wanna play it safe you can either do martingale (with a bankroll that you can afford to lose), or card counting. Card counting works fine but it will take a lot of effort and time.

I need to do slots I have lower Iq I need to bet the right amount

 

[PacinoMan]

“My goal is to throw money in the trash”

 

[Outer_Isolation]

There is no skill involved in using slot machines. If you’re going to risk your money then at least get good at poker or blackjack since they require some skill.

 

[Saysitsover]

There is no skill involved in using slot machines. If you’re going to risk your money then at least get good at poker or blackjack since they require some skill.

You can change how much you get inbetween the spins man

 

[Zozizo]

rip your bank account

 

[Saysitsover]

There is no skill involved in using slot machines. If you’re going to risk your money then at least get good at poker or blackjack since they require some skill.

You can change how much you get inbetween bets

 

[Saysitsover]

Bet I mean

 

[Saysitsover]

Try it

 

[gymletethnicel]

My mum is a professional slots gambler, so even though OP is a clown, it's still a real thing

 

[Saysitsover]

My mum is a professional slots gambler, so even though OP is a clown, it's still a real thing

Why you call me that bro I want to get this going

 

[Nemesis]

Slots only work for a cassino. They make money on them