Serious My gift to all Filthcels. Tutorial on how to clean your ASS.

[Fantasea]

Option A:

After taking a shit or even taking a piss (urinals are for pigs) fill a container with warm or cold water (if u wanna freeze ur balls idk) and use your non-dominant hand to wash ur balls and ass while you simultaneously pour the water from the container with ur dominant hand. If ur a little bitch u can buy disposal gloves.

a container like this will do the job. and if ur not super short then u can reach over to the sink with your dominant arm and keep refilling the container. it should take a minimum of 4 full container or about 4L of water to properly clean ur ass. AT MINIMUM. if u take a shit u will probably need like 6-8L of water.

if ur a shortcel and ur arm is too damn short to reach the sink while u seated on the toilet then u ought to buy a bigger container and have it prefilled with water.

Option B:
Now I really dont like this option. Buy and install a bidet and have ur ass cleaned by a pressurized projectile of water straight up the asshole.

Congratulations!!!
You no longer need to rely on copious amounts of toilet paper to dry ur filthy poop filled ass and u dont have to walk with a crusty itchy ass anymore!!!
You're no longer a filthcel

 

[NiggasCallmedaDrink]

Just take a shower bro

 

[Chang.Beijing]

Just take a shower bro

 

[Incline]

i dont do this I just take shower but not at home my home shower is mold now because i ahvent used it so much but i have other palce to take showers there is showers everywhere

 

[Fantasea]

Just take a shower bro

so take like 3 showers a day and leave shit in ur bath tub drain?

no im teaching u how to wash ur ass while using the bathroom. filthy toilet paper hoarding degenerate.

 

[highschoolcel]

Option A:

After taking a shit or even taking a piss (urinals are for pigs) fill a container with warm or cold water (if u wanna freeze ur balls idk) and use your non-dominant hand to wash ur balls and ass while you simultaneously pour the water from the container with ur dominant hand. If ur a little bitch u can buy disposal gloves.

a container like this will do the job. and if ur not super short then u can reach over to the sink with your dominant arm and keep refilling the container. it should take a minimum of 4 full container or about 4L of water to properly clean ur ass. AT MINIMUM. if u take a shit u will probably need like 6-8L of water.

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if ur a shortcel and ur arm is too damn short to reach the sink while u seated on the toilet then u ought to buy a bigger container and have it prefilled with water.

Option B:
Now I really dont like this option. Buy and install a bidet and have ur ass cleaned by a pressurized projectile of water straight up the asshole.

Congratulations!!!
You no longer need to rely on copious amounts of toilet paper to dry ur filthy poop filled ass and u dont have to walk with a crusty itchy ass anymore!!!
You're no longer a filthcel

I wonder what thread gave you the idea to make this thread

Thanks brocel, appreciate

 

[Fantasea]

ik u filthcels don't go from the toilet to the shower seemlessly everytime. there is a disgusting lag period in which ur ass is crusty

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

Thanks for this life changing information grAY

But it'll never be useful for dead ones