Story My GF dumped me

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

So I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

 

[TINMAN]

Did you give it to her real good afterwards?

 

[Mahlo]

My GF dumped me over the phone. I called her back and said I'll kill myself if she breaks up with me.
Guess who hanged up?

 

[Yerberito]

Good personality

 

[ihaveno1]

cool story buddy boyo

 

[Deleted member 19858]

reddit tier ngl

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

 

[Deleted member 7438]

Did you give it to her real good afterwards?

I really want to fuck a girl that's paralyzed from the waist down. I want it to be as awkward for her as humanly possible, and then I'd dump her ass on the bed and jizz on her face.

 

[TINMAN]

I really want to fuck a girl that's paralyzed from the waist down. I want it to be as awkward for her as humanly possible, and then I'd dump her ass on the bed and jizz on her face.

You filthy dirty minded inkwel, I obviously meant to give back her chair