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I was talking to my Aunt and Uncle. I mentioned their gay son who was thrown out tried to live with me and I told him to "fuck off", I said "sorry but I'm not comfortable with a gay guy in my house". At first I immediately regretted what I said, worried I'd provoke tribal and parental instincts in them that would make them sympathize with their son and invite him back into the house, oh how wrong I was. Following my comment, they said:
>"First off he's not our son".
>"What?" I responded
>"Second of all, he's not 'gay', we don't use that word in this house"
>"Oh ok, I just meant beacuse..."
>"He's a creep with an anal sex fetish, that's what he is. There's no such thing as being gay, you're either normal, or you have a weird anal sex fetish, and that's what he has".
I couldn't help myself but I started laughing, "ohhhh ok I see what you mean, yeah yeah I like that, that's a good way to put it".
>"I heard from your mother that he's now on the streets is that true?"
>"Yes it is, I've seen him a few times on walks around the city"
>"Good, I hope he suffers, he humiliated us and the whole family with his perverted behavior. I hope he experiences hell on earth"
It was a wholesome time, my Aunt and Uncle and I just sat around bashing their gay son for like 30 minutes afterwards.
>"First off he's not our son".
>"What?" I responded
>"Second of all, he's not 'gay', we don't use that word in this house"
>"Oh ok, I just meant beacuse..."
>"He's a creep with an anal sex fetish, that's what he is. There's no such thing as being gay, you're either normal, or you have a weird anal sex fetish, and that's what he has".
I couldn't help myself but I started laughing, "ohhhh ok I see what you mean, yeah yeah I like that, that's a good way to put it".
>"I heard from your mother that he's now on the streets is that true?"
>"Yes it is, I've seen him a few times on walks around the city"
>"Good, I hope he suffers, he humiliated us and the whole family with his perverted behavior. I hope he experiences hell on earth"
It was a wholesome time, my Aunt and Uncle and I just sat around bashing their gay son for like 30 minutes afterwards.