Given OP's 5'2" height and his incel status, I give this a 10 percent or less chance of working out.
But hey miracles happen everyday.
But hey miracles happen everyday.
RageFuel MY FUCKING SATAN PARENTS SET ME UP ON A BLIND DATE AND I AM FUCKED
I think it only has to be as important as you make it. If you treat it like it doesn't matter all that much, it'll have the reverse effect of being easier for you, you'll be less tense. There are really only two options, either she's not attractive at all and you can essentially just treat her like a male friend, especially since she's into gaming, or she is, in which case go into it expecting nothing and go from there. If you get your hopes up and put all kinds of expectations on yourself you'll be too judgmental of your own actions. You don't have dignity to lose, you can only gain it from this experience or nothing changes. Think of it that way. And if it helps you feel better to call upon something dark beforehand then do that too.
Better not take her to an expensive place. Just let her talk about herself 
. I hope the bluepillers reading this wish him luck @First loss
. I hope the bluepillers reading this wish him luck @First loss
OP I suggest you take her to McDonald's like the catfishman.
Don't spend the buxx tonight.
Also bluepillers 129. Wtf. They here to laugh at us or OP for having a date?
Don't spend the buxx tonight.
Also bluepillers 129. Wtf. They here to laugh at us or OP for having a date?
get high or drunk before the date to low inhib maxx and then try to get it in sonnyboi
I don't count on that miracle.
True. I shouldn't make a big deal out of this. Maybe invoke Lilith with my blood beforehand.
My family is funding me so idgaf.Better not take her to an expensive place. Just let her talk about herself
No mcdonalds where I live.
Like what another user said above me, start screaming "YOU GOT CATFISHED BITCH GET CATFISHED" and then pull your dick out.
Just kidding though, that situation itself is awkward and I do not know how your parents thought of this. If you're NT, just go with the flow. If you're not NT, try to go with the flow.
Just kidding though, that situation itself is awkward and I do not know how your parents thought of this. If you're NT, just go with the flow. If you're not NT, try to go with the flow.
Just don’t go if you’re so worried it’s a very simple matter to refuse
I need my fucking copes god dammit and they will refuse me access to it and allow me to breathe only basically and my father even said he would pay me if I went.
maybe your parents try to fuck you over. They want to laugh at you.
Knowing that they are in control you cant refuse.
maybe they even know you are a fuck up. putting you in a situation you cant avoid and where you will fail.
Its all a prank instigated by your very own birthgivers. cruel
I guess we’re just cut from a different cloth. Coercion doesn’t work on me or should I say, it hasn’t in a long time. Since you aren’t as prideful and stubborn as I am all I can say is good luck
Well that's a fucking conspiracy.maybe your parents try to fuck you over. They want to laugh at you.
Knowing that they are in control you cant refuse.
maybe they even know you are a fuck up. putting you in a situation you cant avoid and where you will fail.
Its all a prank instigated by your very own birthgivers. cruel
Nah though, they legit believe this will work.
Here's The blind date. Expect something like this if that ladies granddaughter can't find dates
If you go you'll get your parents off your back and there must be at least a small chance you have a good time. If you don't go they will continue to bother you and you have no chance of a good time. Just ask your parents not to tell anyone about this to avoid embarrassment.
Oh my god yeah what if she turns our to be a fucking landwhale or completely unfuckableHere's The blind date. Expect something like this if that ladies granddaughter can't find dates
True. I should take the risk.
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Eh, you'll be fine. You have female friends already, no? It shouldn't be too difficult to socialise with her because of that and because you're NT, as well as your good face, but yeah height means that you might just be a non sexual being to her. Who knows, tho..
It's different with foid friends. Both of you know nothing romantic is going on and you talk lime real friends. I can socialize with anyone but I am afraid of her disliking me and then telling that aunt or grandma of hers or whatever and then she tells my parents and I am laughing stock.
Don’t take her to an expensive place unless ya wanna look like some beta. Ya look more desperate than how your family already made ya look.
We will most likely go to some cake place and then go for a walk.
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Well, I mean if you don't want to go because it'll make you seem desperate, just hang out with her platonically I guess. Idk, man
I'll just go if anything fails I can use that as a way to purchase cigarettes in town i am out of Camels.
fucking boomers I want them all dead!!!
could also be that shes a bit under average and demands chad and thats why she has problems finding someone bc just gl guys arent enough.
So all in all she is in for a big dissapointment. I don't have a fucking clue of what she looks like too.fucking boomers I want them all dead!!!
could also be that shes a bit under average and demands chad and thats why she has problems finding someone bc just gl guys arent enough.
she is giving free blowjobs to gaming fifa/cod chads and call herself a gamer gurl
this is getting more and more interesting
keep us updated op or I will call knajjd on you
I want one too
I will update you lads and then get a fucking 99% warning from knajjd.this is getting more and more interesting
keep us updated op or I will call knajjd on you
TWO HOURS
THE DATE IS IN FUCKING TWO HOURS LADS FUCKING HELL SAINT ELLIOT LEND ME YOUR ENERGY
I smoke Marlboros.
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Ask the devil for help.
Dave Mustaine (guitarist of Megadeth) once performed a satanic ritual, and the next day he got his oneitis
Use this opportunity.
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most likely nothing will hapen on date, even if somehow lady will like the guy. thats because not only OP has 0 experience with ladies, but because you will think shit like sheeit if i kiss or hug or fuck her my parents will know... sheit....
Try camels or davidoff they are best imo just stay away from camel blue that is trash
Lilith, not devil.
At least try it, I don't think she would openly humiliate you in a date arranged by the family. The worst thing that might happen is another demonstration of the blackpill, something we are used to. But don't go with much expectations, she is probably not good looking and she will probably not like you. But at least it is an opportunity that most incels don't get, you should try.
Probably a high IQ way to turn the tables. She's may be just as hesitant as OP and thinking "well I don't care about this creep. I don't care if he tries to win me over" so when he actually ignores her she'll be surprised he isn't a doormat trying to win her attention and try to interact with him as a way to save face.
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You won't suffer for too long, don't worry
Well I won't treat her as a fucking godsent gift or anything but as a friend.
Bluepilled ngl. She'll probably be relieved that the creepy incel isn't trying to bother her.
this is almost brag thread tbh
Jeste li vi hrvatski?
You’re lucky at least your parents gained you access to being around females. My friendless loser parents have no social circles. The only friends they have are couples where the whore got pregnant in her teens so their cunt children were already 20-30 y/o whores.
Oh my god yeah what if she turns our to be a fucking landwhale or completely unfuckable
Tell her to just work on her personality
Fuck it. Just go and act like it's a regular coffee meet up.
Yeah. Well my family is well known in my city unfortunately
Based Sarge. I'll treat it as hanging out with a friend.Good luck
If I can give some advice, OP, the more you think of this as a date the less it will probably work.
Go out and try to have fun, that's all. If she's interested she'll make it known.
Close but not quite.
Blind dates are the most blackpilled thing ever. Everything is going well until you see their face
wear a mask
She will se my face in less then an hour.
Well good luck man
Thanks. Hope it goes well.
OP you better lay some pipe
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