There was a kid who used to live across the street when I was in first grade. Hung out with him occasionally, didn't know him that well tbh, but our parents were friends. His mother was always quite fat, but not enough to be super noteworthy. They moved away to a city a few hours drive away and I never saw them again.
However, they recently came to visit. When I saw his father and his mother, I was shocked. I mean his father wasn't the best looking, but he definitely took care of himself and was a decent LTN. Meanwhile his mother was a fucking sphere. When she sat on the sofa next to her husband, it looked like I was fucking seeing Jabba the Hutt sitting next to a human. To make it even worse, her hairstyle was absolute shit, like she decided to copy a sumo wrestler haircut to match her grotesque appearance.
It was fucking comical seeing a normal husband sit next to a massively oversized balloon. Poor guy, why the fuck was he still with her?
However, they recently came to visit. When I saw his father and his mother, I was shocked. I mean his father wasn't the best looking, but he definitely took care of himself and was a decent LTN. Meanwhile his mother was a fucking sphere. When she sat on the sofa next to her husband, it looked like I was fucking seeing Jabba the Hutt sitting next to a human. To make it even worse, her hairstyle was absolute shit, like she decided to copy a sumo wrestler haircut to match her grotesque appearance.
It was fucking comical seeing a normal husband sit next to a massively oversized balloon. Poor guy, why the fuck was he still with her?
