CursedMutantSoul
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My friend apparently was sitting beside a Stacy or HTB on a plane. He tried to talk to her but she brushed him off. He decided he had nothing to lose and wanted to know for sure so he said "can i have your number?" and she said "i hav a boyfrien" in a mumbly voice. As revenge, he started farting. Little did she know, but he ate a can of beans for breakfest to save time. He intentionally lifted his cheek closest to her so the fart would go in her direction. At first she pretended to ignore it but eventually it became too potent. She started covering her nose and moving her head as close to the window as possible. He decided to make it known what he was doing so he started going "OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH" when he let them out.
The girl started freaking out, "CAN YOU STOP???" "OK SERIOUSLY... OK SERIOUSLY, STOP PLEASE"... "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP"... "PLEASEEEEEEE".
He get kept letting them rip.
Eventually she called the flight attendant over and begged to change seats. She complained to the stewardess and demanded to change seats but the woman just replied "I'm sorry maam but there's no extra seats". My friend then said "Sorry miss but I have IBS it's a disability it's not my fault". The flight attendant said to the Stacy "We're an inclusive airline and we don't treat customers differently because of disabiity. You're just going to have to tough this one out ok hun????".
The girl started freaking out, "CAN YOU STOP???" "OK SERIOUSLY... OK SERIOUSLY, STOP PLEASE"... "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP"... "PLEASEEEEEEE".
He get kept letting them rip.
Eventually she called the flight attendant over and begged to change seats. She complained to the stewardess and demanded to change seats but the woman just replied "I'm sorry maam but there's no extra seats". My friend then said "Sorry miss but I have IBS it's a disability it's not my fault". The flight attendant said to the Stacy "We're an inclusive airline and we don't treat customers differently because of disabiity. You're just going to have to tough this one out ok hun????".





