No joke, my foid coworker hangs out with National Hockey League (NHL) players. Obviously, I can’t say which specific player told her this, but -
She’s known this NHL chad since they were teenagers. Every summer, since they are rich white Americans, they meet at a beach house.
Today, we were talking about NHL chad. And my foid coworker told me that she is no longer friends with him. She said, “He’s changed a lot since he made it to the NHL.”
“How has he changed?” I asked.
“He said something to me so mean, I can’t deal with him anymore,” she said.
“What did he say?” I asked.
“He said that I - Need to go starve myself again,” she replied.
I understood more about how chads think in that moment. My foid coworker is 5’1”, and she weighs somewhere between 130lbs and 150lbs. NHL chad is under a lot of pressure to stay fit, he can’t be seen in public with landwhales.
She’s known this NHL chad since they were teenagers. Every summer, since they are rich white Americans, they meet at a beach house.
Today, we were talking about NHL chad. And my foid coworker told me that she is no longer friends with him. She said, “He’s changed a lot since he made it to the NHL.”
“How has he changed?” I asked.
“He said something to me so mean, I can’t deal with him anymore,” she said.
“What did he say?” I asked.
“He said that I - Need to go starve myself again,” she replied.
I understood more about how chads think in that moment. My foid coworker is 5’1”, and she weighs somewhere between 130lbs and 150lbs. NHL chad is under a lot of pressure to stay fit, he can’t be seen in public with landwhales.
