Serious My first escortcelling experience (long read)

[deathsh+rt]

good on ya sounds like it was a interesting experience so I think I might give it a go in the near future, thanks for posting it on here as I was thinking about it but was concerned that the escort might not look like the one in the photo.

 

[KingChemist]

Welcome to the club boyo. Incel but not virgin!

 

[ChinaCurry]

Well, boyos... I did it. I officially ascended... into escortceldom.

I got to the general location she was in, 2 hours before my booking, which was for 6pm. I walked around just thinking the whole thing over, deciding whether I should really go along with it.
About an hour into my walk I was testing my my dick to see if it was working correctly and I accidentally squeezed it too hard which caused me some pain. I had to go the toilet to see if it was bleeding but luckily all was good.

I got to the street her apartment is on at around 5:40pm and it wasn't the nicest place I have ever been to and that's putting it nicely. I saw many groups of oldcels and ethnicels hanging out together so I had to wait around until they left and I did so until 5:53PM. I then called her and she told me her room number.
Of course I went into the wrong building which seemed to be some sort of weird playschool for Somali children. I spent a few minutes walking around hurriedly, trying to open doors before I realized I was in the wrong place. Thankfully the next apartment I went to was the right one and I found her room, being only a few minutes late.

She was wearing red lingerie and her nipples were sticking out slightly. She walked me over to her bedroom and asked me general questions like what my name is and where i'm from.
I then asked her myself if I could shower because I got sweaty from all the walking around. It took me a few minutes to find out how to use her shower and I got out quickly because the water was quite cold.

After I came back into her bedroom she took her clothes off and I took off the towel and we got started. First she sucked my dick (with a condom) and then we tried nearly every position but I was too high inhib for missionary because of eye contact so that only lasted a few seconds. My favorite position was probably doggy because I could see her asshole although it probably felt least tight doing it. I'm not sure if the roastie meme is true but a vag definitely wasn't as tight as I thought it would be. In fact I think I enjoyed autistically sticking my fingers inside her and sucking on her boobs more than putting my dick inside her.

I still ended up cumming twice but only in this position

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The second time I came and I took it out the condom slid off and I thought she would start screaming that I tried to rape her but luckily she said it happens a lot and all or at least most the cum went inside the condom so hopefully she won't get pregnant jfl. I thanked her for the experience and left afterwards.

Overall I would say it was a very positive experience. I won't describe her appearance because I don't exactly know what's considered female worship but let's just say I was very pleased with it and she was nice to me. She knew I was high inhib from the start because she said "there's no need to be shy" more than once during the hour. I got a glimpse into what it's like to live the life of Chad although obviously it's not even close to the same thing. I knew she was only tolerating me because I paid her. Still, I feel pretty good now and it didn't feel nearly as awkward as I thought it would. The act itself felt pretty natural and we were even talking throughout it.

If there are any incels unsure if they should start escortcelling I would say definitely try it at least once. I feel like I simply crossed something off my bucket list. I don't think i'll do it again because I know what it feels like now. On the way home I saw foids wearing very slutty outfits and even though before I would have to stop for a few moments to get my breath back because it would have such a huge effect on me, it didn't bother me this time since I already experienced what it was like to fuck something like them. Hopefully now I can gymcell in peace without all the whores in leggings distracting me.
It probably was the best 200 pounds I have ever spent tbh.

glad you enjoyed it OP, and 170 quid sounds pretty good for what u got, all in. can you PM me her AW page, I might also check it out

 

[Erny]

Ngl, I'm turning 30 this year and I wouldn't know where to start when I'm with an escort. I mean as a kissless virgin I'd like to try out all the things I've missed out so far and I only got one hours for it. This must be some intense pressure, I imagine. On top on that I'd be afraid that my dick isn't working because of anxiety

 

[Haywire]

wasnt as tight as you thought.... what is your girth? @OverBeforeItBegan

 

[kikecel]

That was a good read fam, happy for you

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Did you kiss her

 

[Deleted member 11159]

wasnt as tight as you thought.... what is your girth? @OverBeforeItBegan

perhaps My dick is average in length but i'm not sure what's considered a good girth.

 

[NEETard]

Cuck

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Cuck

Had to experience pussy. There was no other way fam.

 

[Haywire]

perhaps My dick is average in length but i'm not sure what's considered a good girth.

well for her blown out cooch she probably wants 5.5 girth and up.

 

[Deleted member 20139]

I'd sooner slit my wrists over giving money to a whore.

 

[NEETard]

Had to experience pussy. There was no other way fam.

There is a 4 letter word

 

[LastGerman]

that doesn't sound bad at all, but the whole "hairdresser asking you if you're shy during your haircut" atmosphere would still be suifuel for me, I want to feel like a man for once in my life JFL

Brutal. Being emasculated by a whore.

 

[nihility]

Good for you

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Brutal. Being emasculated by a whore.

better to be a rude bastard than emasculated by some whore

 

[omnigold]

 

[chadalwayswins]

There is a 4 letter word

chad?

 

[NEETard]

chad?

 

[ShyManlet]

I'm 20

JFL with all your edgy post I thought youre nearing 40 already, fucking edgy teencels, yall tacky as fuuggg

You know society is going to shit when a 20 year old healthy male has to go see am escort.

The phaggots at IT call any 20 year old "young", so a young guy has to pay someone for sex because over 95% of the gender see him as repulsive.

1900 theres still a lot of stigma on premarital sex, most man marries in their mid 20s, and cant have gf, so they have to see escorts all the same
and teen boys get drafted to war all the time just lol

its probably only 1940 til the 2000 (boomers gen) when men have a fair shot at getting gf tbh, I suspect at least 40% incels in this site woulda been able to ascend pre social media era..

now theres no going back...even poor folks have smartphones and internet now,
even foids in based muslim country can look at 1000s of white chads, and western foids partying all over social media,

so even those foid would never be satisfied with their husbands now...and will always compare them to the white chads they see online, just lol

 

[Adamhastor]

You'll be itchin

Your dick will be itching soon, you should get your herpes treated

 

[Gymcelled]

It was actually much more difficult than I thought. I really thought I would cum buckets as soon as I saw her titties. I would definitely cum faster while fapping but sex and masturbation aren't even comparable. I don't think fapping will be the same again.

It feels better than masturbation?

 

[Lame Dude]

Why...?

He thanked her because of his terrible personality.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

JFL with all your edgy post I thought youre nearing 40 already, fucking edgy teencels, yall tacky as fuuggg

Which posts? give an example.

It feels better than masturbation?

yes

 

[ShyManlet]

Which posts? give an example.

cant remember jfl
I just remember multiple times after I read your posts, I thought 'damn this dude edgy as fuck '
your avi is memorable, so Im sure it was you

 

[Deleted member 11159]

cant remember jfl
I just remember multiple times after I read your posts, I thought 'damn this dude edgy as fuck '
your avi is memorable, so Im sure it was you

Was it one of my daughterpills?

 

[Deleted member 23813]

yes

Is anal tighter than p in v? Does it really feel better? Anal, p in v, masturbation. Rate them with 1 being the best and 3 being the worst.

 

[Incline]

Nice one boyo I am too high inhib for whores besides don't wanna pay.

 

[ShyManlet]

Was it one of my daughterpills?

cant remember a lot of incels talk shit about daughters, dont think it was that..idk, ill drop it, sorry man..

 

[Deleted member 21173]

How did you go about finding her?
Did you pay more for a better looking one?
Was it an agency or independent? for the story seems like independent

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Is anal tighter than p in v? Does it really feel better? Anal, p in v, masturbation. Rate them with 1 being the best and 3 being the worst.

I'd have to pay like 3 times as much to fuck her asshole lol. You'd probably cum faster using your hand but the real thing is obviously better. Not even comparable.

How did you go about finding her?
Did you pay more for a better looking one?
Was it an agency or independent? for the story seems like independent

I found her on an escort website. She's independent.

 

[Deleted member 22466]

Happy for you. But I could never justify in my mind spending money for sex.

 

[Deleted member 23813]

I'd have to pay like 3 times as much to fuck her asshole lol. You'd probably cum faster using your hand but the real thing is obviously better. Not even comparable.

Ah. My low IQ towards escortceling is showing lol. Noted. I'll keep that in mind. I'm waaaaaaay too high inhib to even consider escortceling but I jokingly considered it before my 18th birthday. Everyone should experience sex before roping. I'm happy for you. I read your older post about how you had second thoughts and didn't think you'd go through with it haha.

 

[Deleted member 24048]

I'd sooner slit my wrists over giving money to a whore.

That would leave some nice emo cutting scars

 

[radishman]

I'd have to pay like 3 times as much to fuck her asshole lol.

So when's your follow-up appointment?

 

[Sad_Eunuch]

Happy you went through with it and it was a good experience for you

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Brutal suicide fuel.
I wish I could escortcel but I live in cucked burgerland

Same. Imagine being able to fuck a pornstar level Stacy

 

[LitVirgin]

Well, boyos... I did it. I officially ascended... into escortceldom.

I got to the general location she was in, 2 hours before my booking, which was for 6pm. I walked around just thinking the whole thing over, deciding whether I should really go along with it.
About an hour into my walk I was testing my my dick to see if it was working correctly and I accidentally squeezed it too hard which caused me some pain. I had to go the toilet to see if it was bleeding but luckily all was good.
.

Dawg what

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Good stuff, OP. I've read accounts of escortcels on here who have found the experience to be extremely underwhelming, so it's good to hear about a more positive experience.