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Well, boyos... I did it. I officially ascended... into escortceldom.
I got to the general location she was in, 2 hours before my booking, which was for 6pm. I walked around just thinking the whole thing over, deciding whether I should really go along with it.
About an hour into my walk I was testing my my dick to see if it was working correctly and I accidentally squeezed it too hard which caused me some pain. I had to go the toilet to see if it was bleeding but luckily all was good.
I got to the street her apartment is on at around 5:40pm and it wasn't the nicest place I have ever been to and that's putting it nicely. I saw many groups of oldcels and ethnicels hanging out together so I had to wait around until they left and I did so until 5:53PM. I then called her and she told me her room number.
Of course I went into the wrong building which seemed to be some sort of weird playschool for Somali children. I spent a few minutes walking around hurriedly, trying to open doors before I realized I was in the wrong place. Thankfully the next apartment I went to was the right one and I found her room, being only a few minutes late.
She was wearing red lingerie and her nipples were sticking out slightly. She walked me over to her bedroom and asked me general questions like what my name is and where i'm from.
I then asked her myself if I could shower because I got sweaty from all the walking around. It took me a few minutes to find out how to use her shower and I got out quickly because the water was quite cold.
After I came back into her bedroom she took her clothes off and I took off the towel and we got started. First she sucked my dick (with a condom) and then we tried nearly every position but I was too high inhib for missionary because of eye contact so that only lasted a few seconds. My favorite position was probably doggy because I could see her asshole although it probably felt least tight doing it. I'm not sure if the roastie meme is true but a vag definitely wasn't as tight as I thought it would be. In fact I think I enjoyed autistically sticking my fingers inside her and sucking on her boobs more than putting my dick inside her.
I still ended up cumming twice but only in this position
The second time I came and I took it out the condom slid off and I thought she would start screaming that I tried to rape her but luckily she said it happens a lot and all or at least most the cum went inside the condom so hopefully she won't get pregnant jfl. I thanked her for the experience and left afterwards.
Overall I would say it was a very positive experience. I won't describe her appearance because I don't exactly know what's considered female worship but let's just say I was very pleased with it and she was nice to me. She knew I was high inhib from the start because she said "there's no need to be shy" more than once during the hour. I got a glimpse into what it's like to live the life of Chad although obviously it's not even close to the same thing. I knew she was only tolerating me because I paid her. Still, I feel pretty good now and it didn't feel nearly as awkward as I thought it would. The act itself felt pretty natural and we were even talking throughout it.
If there are any incels unsure if they should start escortcelling I would say definitely try it at least once. I feel like I simply crossed something off my bucket list. I don't think i'll do it again because I know what it feels like now. On the way home I saw foids wearing very slutty outfits and even though before I would have to stop for a few moments to get my breath back because it would have such a huge effect on me, it didn't bother me this time since I already experienced what it was like to fuck something like them. Hopefully now I can gymcell in peace without all the whores in leggings distracting me.
It probably was the best 200 pounds I have ever spent tbh.
I got to the general location she was in, 2 hours before my booking, which was for 6pm. I walked around just thinking the whole thing over, deciding whether I should really go along with it.
About an hour into my walk I was testing my my dick to see if it was working correctly and I accidentally squeezed it too hard which caused me some pain. I had to go the toilet to see if it was bleeding but luckily all was good.
I got to the street her apartment is on at around 5:40pm and it wasn't the nicest place I have ever been to and that's putting it nicely. I saw many groups of oldcels and ethnicels hanging out together so I had to wait around until they left and I did so until 5:53PM. I then called her and she told me her room number.
Of course I went into the wrong building which seemed to be some sort of weird playschool for Somali children. I spent a few minutes walking around hurriedly, trying to open doors before I realized I was in the wrong place. Thankfully the next apartment I went to was the right one and I found her room, being only a few minutes late.
She was wearing red lingerie and her nipples were sticking out slightly. She walked me over to her bedroom and asked me general questions like what my name is and where i'm from.
I then asked her myself if I could shower because I got sweaty from all the walking around. It took me a few minutes to find out how to use her shower and I got out quickly because the water was quite cold.
After I came back into her bedroom she took her clothes off and I took off the towel and we got started. First she sucked my dick (with a condom) and then we tried nearly every position but I was too high inhib for missionary because of eye contact so that only lasted a few seconds. My favorite position was probably doggy because I could see her asshole although it probably felt least tight doing it. I'm not sure if the roastie meme is true but a vag definitely wasn't as tight as I thought it would be. In fact I think I enjoyed autistically sticking my fingers inside her and sucking on her boobs more than putting my dick inside her.
I still ended up cumming twice but only in this position
The second time I came and I took it out the condom slid off and I thought she would start screaming that I tried to rape her but luckily she said it happens a lot and all or at least most the cum went inside the condom so hopefully she won't get pregnant jfl. I thanked her for the experience and left afterwards.
Overall I would say it was a very positive experience. I won't describe her appearance because I don't exactly know what's considered female worship but let's just say I was very pleased with it and she was nice to me. She knew I was high inhib from the start because she said "there's no need to be shy" more than once during the hour. I got a glimpse into what it's like to live the life of Chad although obviously it's not even close to the same thing. I knew she was only tolerating me because I paid her. Still, I feel pretty good now and it didn't feel nearly as awkward as I thought it would. The act itself felt pretty natural and we were even talking throughout it.
If there are any incels unsure if they should start escortcelling I would say definitely try it at least once. I feel like I simply crossed something off my bucket list. I don't think i'll do it again because I know what it feels like now. On the way home I saw foids wearing very slutty outfits and even though before I would have to stop for a few moments to get my breath back because it would have such a huge effect on me, it didn't bother me this time since I already experienced what it was like to fuck something like them. Hopefully now I can gymcell in peace without all the whores in leggings distracting me.
It probably was the best 200 pounds I have ever spent tbh.
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) so she made me feel really comfortable. For the first 30 minutes I just laid there while she did all the work. She made it seem very natural which put me at ease.
