Overman
Real bees get the h(m)oney
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I used to have this study hall class, about a decade ago, and this trucel would be in there and make stuff up about how he had a GF in HS, it was so cringe he was like a kindergartener, just like how I used to pretend when I was a wee lad.
Well one day this becky had a jacket, and he put $20 in the hood of her jacket, me and him begged him to give us one, because he had $60, and he was like "NOPE", and we cringed together.
Later on we came up to her and asked if she was "gonna give him some sex tonight" (My actual words being like 15) and she said "Oh god no, he's fat and ugly!" and we both looked at eachother and were like damn, that's fucking brutal. I'm sure he is a simp today lol
Well one day this becky had a jacket, and he put $20 in the hood of her jacket, me and him begged him to give us one, because he had $60, and he was like "NOPE", and we cringed together.
Later on we came up to her and asked if she was "gonna give him some sex tonight" (My actual words being like 15) and she said "Oh god no, he's fat and ugly!" and we both looked at eachother and were like damn, that's fucking brutal. I'm sure he is a simp today lol