Smitty
Nurgles pestilent glory
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So I just saw my father and we were talking, and he got all nostalgic about that time he apparently went to Florida. Just the usual normie stuff, too little money and drunk all the time.
However, it turns out he and his friend did not stay at a hotel, but at their "acquaintances", whom they met when they were on holiday over here, house and they showed them around and everything. I first belived these two "acquaintances" to be two other guys but it turned out they were FOIDS! AND HE SAID ONE NIGHT THEY "FELL ALL OVER THEM"! AND HE SAID THEY WERE KINDA FAT! AND THEY HOARDED CATS!!!!!!!!
Chad literary meets toilets while getting drunk in some bar, fucks them and then gets invited to stay at their house on another continent to fuck even more. And these foids dont even have to look pretty for this, they can be landwhales and import chads to fuck anyway.
I cant believe what different universes me and my father live in, no wonder we never got along.
However, it turns out he and his friend did not stay at a hotel, but at their "acquaintances", whom they met when they were on holiday over here, house and they showed them around and everything. I first belived these two "acquaintances" to be two other guys but it turned out they were FOIDS! AND HE SAID ONE NIGHT THEY "FELL ALL OVER THEM"! AND HE SAID THEY WERE KINDA FAT! AND THEY HOARDED CATS!!!!!!!!
Chad literary meets toilets while getting drunk in some bar, fucks them and then gets invited to stay at their house on another continent to fuck even more. And these foids dont even have to look pretty for this, they can be landwhales and import chads to fuck anyway.
I cant believe what different universes me and my father live in, no wonder we never got along.