Story My experiences with escorts and why I don't think going to escorts counts as ascension

[Pinkett Mouse]

Damn the whole video gave me claustrophobia.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

That's why we call it "escortcelling."

 

[Michael15651]

Escortcelling is the worst thing you could do tbh, also subscribed

 

[Weston404]

He really shouldn’t be complaining too much, in the states we have to pay $150 to fuck a ugly landwhale. You also have a good chance of going to jail over it.

Canadian escorts are starting to become ice queen hypergamous snowflakes who rush men who aren't wealthy Chads.
BTW I though Brasil was a pussy paradise.

 

[456C6C696F74]

He’s paying 60 reais to fuck these whores, about the equivalent of $17USD.

That is a point of jealousy, if we don't take the average income of an average Brazilian into account.

 

[Albocel]

Escorts don't count as ascension, period.

 

[Vorbei]

You can lose your virginity with an escort, but you can't ascend. It's like playing a game with cheats on - you see the ending, but you didn't beat the game.

 

[456C6C696F74]

You can lose your virginity with an escort, but you can't ascend. It's like playing a game with cheats on - you see the ending, but you didn't beat the game.

 

[Mainländer]

You can lose your virginity with an escort, but you can't ascend. It's like playing a game with cheats on - you see the ending, but you didn't beat the game.

Nice analogy. But you don't really see the ending fully, since starfish unwilling sex with the clock ticking and the foid pressing you to cum already can't be compared to willing, passionate sex. Also the disgust factor, it's really not advisable to do certain things with escorts, especially putting your mouth anywhere.

Escortcelling is like a neutral ending at best.

 

[SecondComing]

Escorts are lifefuel for incels with monster cocks though: you feel like Rocco Siffredi.

 

[Mainländer]

Escorts are lifefuel for incels with monster cocks though: you feel like Rocco Siffredi.

Well not my case. I just measured my dick today, it's exactly the same size as a pen, which I just Googled and it has 14,4 cm.

I actually found out "bic pen" (a famous brand here) is a nickname for a small dick, kek. Would be suifuel if I cared about it. My dick works good and it's all I need, 14,4 cm is pretty good for a virgin JB. Fuck roasties.

 

[nxdismycope]

u got some points but i think its obvious escortcelling is not even related to ascension. u just rent a pussy for money.
anyway bro a tip for next videos - write on paper or something what things u gonna talk about and be a bit organized. videos way too long, 25 minutes bro? i doubt more than 5% actually listened to all of this, try to make it 10 minutes max im sure alot more people will watch.
i mean ffs people here ask tldr for 5 sentences posts xDD

 

[Deleted member 11032]

Keep the videos coming boyo.

 

[Mainländer]

u got some points but i think its obvious escortcelling is not even related to ascension. u just rent a pussy for money.
anyway bro a tip for next videos - write on paper or something what things u gonna talk about and be a bit organized. videos way too long, 25 minutes bro? i doubt more than 5% actually listened to all of this, try to make it 10 minutes max im sure alot more people will watch.
i mean ffs people here ask tldr for 5 sentences posts xDD

Thanks for the tips, I'll try to fully script my next one and keep it 10 min long.

Keep the videos coming boyo.

I will, glad you enjoyed

 

[Deleted member 11032]

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You should just get yourself an onahole boyo.

What is onahole?

 

[456C6C696F74]

What is onahole?

A Japanese fleshlight.

 

[Deleted member 11032]

12:44 Based kitty not giving a fuck lying in the middle of the room.

 

[BlkPillPres]

that bathroom is absolutely revolting. Good video tho

This is the experience that @BlkPillPres wants us to have, to spend money and leave hating ourselves more than we did when we walked in.

It was the kind of place he was getting whores, for example the woman hitting his hand away, the only reason she did that shit was because she knew she could get away with it, places like those are usually dangerous, if he had tried to force himself on her she could send her pimp to fuck him up.

It was a dangerous environment, just choose your brothels/whores more wisely lol. If I was a tourist in that situation I would have just forced myself on her tbh and then left the country immediately JFL. He lives there so he has to be smart about how he operates.

Damn @Mainländer I thought brazil was the dream for cheap whores, maybe I won't try and retire there.

 

[LastGerman]

Paying for coitus is pathetic. This rotten world is pathetic. Men should stand up and take everything back what belongs to him. Seriously, stop giving females money for this shit. Coitus is something which should not cost any money. This whole business around paying for coitus is fucking cucked. You are supporting it. It has to stop.

 

[PeruvianGuy]

@Mainländer damn bro . I was thinking about getting into escorts and since Im a neet who only sell weed and coke to foreignerz in my country only on some special ocassions, I think I wouldnt be able to invest in a good hoooker.

But your video has made me think about it twice. shit, I dont know what to do now since I dont really want to go to one and cum and instantly feel the regret.

Are you in brazil? Im from peru bro ODEBRETCH yeahhh

 

[Mainländer]

@Mainländer damn bro . I was thinking about getting into escorts and since Im a neet who only sell weed and coke to foreignerz in my country only on some special ocassions, I think I wouldnt be able to invest in a good hoooker.

But your video has made me think about it twice. shit, I dont know what to do now since I dont really want to go to one and cum and instantly feel the regret.

Do it once for the experience, but I wouldn't recommend turning it into a habit.

Are you in brazil? Im from peru bro ODEBRETCH yeahhh

Hue.

 

[Blackpincel]

I've solicited hookers a few times as well and I can tell you my experience wasn't very nice.

One of them told me I looked weird and complained about my dick's size.
I used the opportunities to briefly talk about life stuff to them, I even indirectly admitted I was an incel and I got told the most typical bluepilled stuff ("Just go to a party bro")

 

[Incel801]

Probably because when I lost all hope after seeing how bleak my chances are I also lost all sense of pride and no longer care about the stigma of only being able to get sex off of escorts.

I know the feeling brother..

I've solicited hookers a few times as well and I can tell you my experience wasn't very nice.

One of them told me I looked weird and complained about my dick's size.
I used the opportunities to briefly talk about life stuff to them, I even indirectly admitted I was an incel and I got told the most typical bluepilled stuff ("Just go to a party bro")

Haha one thing that kept me bluepilled for so long was hookers telling me I was good looking...And I believed them!!

 

[Deleted member 10124]

of course it doesn't. is there even anyone who claims that? makes no sense.

This. No one will ever say Escortcelling is ascension. Its cope. Always has been. Always will be.

 

[Albocel]

Paying for coitus is pathetic. This rotten world is pathetic. Men should stand up and take everything back what belongs to him. Seriously, stop giving females money for this shit. Coitus is something which should not cost any money. This whole business around paying for coitus is fucking cucked. You are supporting it. It has to stop.