My experience with ejaculating these last few months has been abysmal

[Eric harris]

Idk if this is bannable or not so i will give a disclaimer and let you know reader discretion is advised

Whenever i ejaculate its either super weak or super strong.. its so fucking unstable theres no balanace

Just now i shot lasers, i was expecting a weak ejaculation so i wasnt thinking my cum would be thrown all the way to my setup. But i shot lasers and rn my monitor ans keyboard is full of cum and when i try to type something it inserts a different letter. So im on my phone rn

Im scared if my mom will be able to smell it. I tried cleaning it but its not that good + im upset because i cant continue grinding on my simpsons page

 

[Friezacel]

Over for your keyboard, get a new one

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Tell her you need a new one.

 

[SteelCentaur]

You need to ask for a new one. But throw your filthy, cum-stained keyboard in the trash first. The last thing you need is for your mother to witness that.

 

[KeepCoping]

Remove the keys out of the keyboard, so you can clean it properly. Its been a while since Ive used one but im sure you can do that. If its not possible, just lie and say you spilt soda on it.

 

[PsychoCel1]

How'd you manage to get cum on your keyboard? Do you watch porn on your Computer or something?